If you were a ghost...

[rabidmidget]

After reading that "there's something in my house" thread, I started thinking about how so many people claim there's a ghost haunting them when stuff gets moved around in their house and how it seems to be such a pointless thing to do after coming back from death.

So If you were haunting a house, what would you do?

I would probably slightly change the dimensions of the house and move windows and doors around...or gruesome ritual killings, they're always fun

 

[grimsprice]

Go around whispering...

"never gunna give you up, never gunna...." then trailing off into nothingness rambles.

 

[Frankydee]

I would haunt children in their sleep. Send them off to the mental wards.

just for shits and giggles.

 

[Kollega]

It depends on whether i wanted fear or frustration. If i was going for fear, well... you can imagine it yourself, if you feel so inclined. If i was going for frustration, i'd set up stupid pranks and jokes with every object in the house.

 

[Mcupobob]

I would steal ever battery in the house and put them in a plastic bag, then set the bag in the toilet, and do these ever month.

 

[Kortney]

I'd take peoples clothing off them in public.

Go around whispering...

"never gunna give you up, never gunna...." then trailing off into nothingness rambles.

Made me laugh a lot.

 

[InsomniJack]

I'd probably gather a bunch of kids together, communicate with them through their notebook, and we'd go investigate crimes and such.

And if that didn't work, I'd go flushing toilets once a day at a random time.

 

[GrandAm]

For me it really wouldn't be what I would do as a ghost. For me it would be where would I want to haunt.

Simple all the brothels in Pahrump Nevada USA. Basically it would be free porn for all eternity. I could think of worse ways to spend my death. Sitting on a cloud strumming a Liar seems pretty boring by comparison.

 

[Skeleton Jelly]

I'd stalk my loved one and watch her life unfold without me, slowly growing to the fact shes over my death, but continue to enjoy watching her be happy.

Other than that I'm haunting my Mom. And all I really have to do to drive her insane, is wreck every comp she has. She can't live without a computer.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd be an incubus.

Goin around and seducing women. Awesome day job.

 

[Geektress656]

I'd totally stalk my dad. Make him go completely batshit.

 

[wizzerd229]

Go around whispering...

"never gunna give you up, never gunna...." then trailing off into nothingness rambles.

wow, it seems ive been Ninja'd

 

[Jark212]

Learn the secrets of the Universe, then tell them to people of my choosing...

Then bask in the awesomeness of my infinite wisdom...

 

[Ham_authority95]

If there is an attractive woman in the house, I would try to seduce her.
Then I would realise that a ghost can't have sex with a human,and proceed to eat all of the microwave pizzas

 

[Bassman_2]

I will enter people's video games and lag, glitch, and do whatever possible to freak the person out.

Perfect connection? I don't think so - *whispers from TV* "Laaaaagggggggggg....."
Make the jump! Oh no you're stuck in mid-air.
Can't shoot that guy down? Because he is me. *walks over to the screen if in first-person* "Hey how you doin?"

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I would totally possess the toilet.

At night I would sing Dominick the Donkey [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok5rOO2v2dU] in an unnecessarily loud voice.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Hang around watching women get naked, other generic sexually driven things like that.

 

[Qujibo]

if i came back from the dead, id just jack off to all the hot chicks in the house when they're naked and then later undress them while they're sleeping, and probably violate them too. im completely serious.. really.