If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

[A Pious Cultist]

God of
BURNIFICATION!

 

[Aerodynamic]

God of food.

Because I love eating.

 

[SilentVirus]

God of sex, drugs and rock and roll

So, the God of Kick-ass living, then?
OP: God of Disaster

 

[ottenni]

The god of unprovability and meaningless arguments. And i will laugh at you puny mortals. Hahahaha. Then i will release the kraken.

 

[RelexCryo]

The God everyone blames whenever things go wrong, because even as a mortal, it is my life's work to screw things up and/or ruining everything and laugh as people curse my name.

Some guy: Oh man, I'm finally gonna have sex for the first time!

Me: CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT *Cockblock*

Same guy: GOD DAMN IT SHOCKOLATE WHY!?!

Me: i did it for teh lulz ;3

I would be the god of Justice, and beat the crap out of both people and other gods for that kind of thing.

Like Superman/Thor, only with more guns and killing and dark, batmanesque brooding.

 

[Xocrates]

Dog of Dyslexia

 

[RelexCryo]

God of Justice.

Because then crime wouldn't exist in this world.

Damn it!!! Taken

Though I would go beyond crime.

 

[Primate]

God of sarcasm...

 

[Paksenarrion]

Goddess of Vengeance. ^_^

 

[Shockolate]

The God everyone blames whenever things go wrong, because even as a mortal, it is my life's work to screw things up and/or ruining everything and laugh as people curse my name.

Some guy: Oh man, I'm finally gonna have sex for the first time!

Me: CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT *Cockblock*

Same guy: GOD DAMN IT SHOCKOLATE WHY!?!

Me: i did it for teh lulz ;3

I would be the god of Justice, and beat the crap out of both people and other gods for that kind of thing.

Like Superman/Thor, only with more guns and killing and dark, batmanesque brooding.

Don't be hatin'. Oh wait....that guy was you?? Aaaaaawkwaaaard.....


;3

 

[scareBro]

I'm gonna go the Jonathan Crane route and be "God of Fear"

 

[The_Decoy]

God of chance, with both fortune and misfortune as my domain. Mainly because it would be fun.

 

[rokkolpo]

god of chaos.

because i would go mad from power and go on a rampage.
(just being realistic here)

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

The Goddess of Assassin's Creed (since I know everything about it)

And The Goddess of Chocalate Covered Strawberries. Yummm...

 

[War Penguin]

God of Sweatpants. Comfy, comfy sweatpants.

 

[Dash85]

God of Inebriation.....I'd be made of porcelain

 

[Quiet Stranger]

The god of who really gives a fuck

 

[iLikeHippos]

God of Suicide? God of Humbug? Or God of Hippos?

I can't really decide here, guys...

 

[Joe Deadman]

I would probably be a bit of a paradox: The God of Skepticism.
Or possibly The God of Spinning Around on an Office Chair.