If You Were a God, What Would You Be the God of?

[Chester41585]

Scriptos, god of lettering, signage, and lawn furniture.

 

[Mirroga]

God of imagination, so I could be labelled as creative and bat-shit insane at the same time.

 

[Ghostkai]

I would be the God of Revenge

That way, Kratos will spare me ^_^

 

[ironmace2.0]

God of being a badass
or God of Ninjas.

 

[FoolKiller]

I would be the God of Self Flagellation. Because even the God of Gods would have to yield to me if they wanted to masturbate

 

[Samarith]

God of Sandwich Fillings, worship me mortals or eat dry bread for all eternity.

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

God of your mom!

 

[RanD00M]

God of Gods.

Zeus all the way

What about Óðinn? He was the god of gods.Just more awesome then Zeus,in my opinion.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[zyoto12]

God of lasers.

 

[WiMoTj]

I would be a God of War. *Ba-dum-tish*
Har, har, har.

 

[remial]

I'd be the god of toaster pastries, and you know when you eat really hot pizza, and burn the roof of your mouth? and you get that flap of loose skin that hangs down off the roof of your mouth, and no matter how hard you try you just can't get it all loose and it drives you buggy?

I'd be the god of that too.

 

[SnipErlite]

After having a fucking awesome dream last night of going back in time to ancient Greece, discovering the gods were real and becoming a god myself

Damn that's so awesome why can't I ever have such epic dreams??

OT: Sarcasm. Definitely, totally, obviously sarcasm.

 

[Julianking93]

After having a fucking awesome dream last night of going back in time to ancient Greece, discovering the gods were real and becoming a god myself

Damn that's so awesome why can't I ever have such epic dreams??

To make it even more awesome, I have that dream all the time and it also ends the same way every time which is in a threeway with Aphrodite and Athena.

 

[gibboss28]

god of alcohol, you end a prayer to me by doing a jagerbomb.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

God of Paradoxes. And not.

 

[MrBirdy]

God of Beer.

Seriously the Romans and greek had a god for wine and parties, but not for beer! SHAME on them!

 

[squidbuddy99]

I want to be the God of Awesome. I rule over all that is bad-ass.

 

[Commissar Sae]

God of Chaos and insanity. Basically combo of Eris and Janus.