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R.Nevermore

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I would ask God to make this world completely devoid of god or religion.

I am not an athiest, I believe in God. I think it would be a (cruelsadisticevilinhumane) way to see how well the world would run without the negative and positive aspects of religion.
 

Raven's Nest

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IdealistCommi said:
I would make all the Ferrets purple. Two awesome things in one!
Only their heads would be purple... And they'd seek out wombs...

You know... Purple headed womb ferret...

/cockjoke
 

Kollega

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Three words. Lom-ba-xes. Because they are among awesomest species i've ever seen. I might become a god, but i'll still be a fanboy through and through.
 

Beastialman

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Every weekend I'd release a zombie apocalypse, and on Monday people would return to normal (even if they were buried). Also Dr. Steel would be human overlord of the planet.
 

Snotnarok

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Ray...if someone asks if you are a God you say ...YES.

OT: I have no idea, maybe make the sky tie-dye to really make a eyesore.
 

2fish

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Mimsofthedawg said:
2fish said:
All males would be either spock, macgyver, or dexter. All females would have mind powers allowing them to change things into other things (example rock into water).
So basically guys would be evil geniuses and girls would be Jesus?
Thats a problem?
And my girls can do more than water into wine they can do dirt into whiskey :)
 

dietpeachsnapple

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Alas, my first few responses will have to be in good humor.

Ninjas will be made an official species.
Pirates will be made an official amphibian.
Handshakes will cause orgasms.
Batman statues will litter the landscape.

In reality:

The physiological components necessary for emotion will be missing in all creatures.
 

Jedamethis

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Well, I'd spend a few million years creating and destroying stuff, until only the best of the best of the best are left alive. Then I give them space travel and see what happens to the rest of the universe!
 

Aschenkatza

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If I were god.... I'd kill the other god and then take his place. Wow, what a wonderful world I created!!
 

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wizardbaker said:
So let's say you get taken to another planet by a god. the god says he/she wants to create life on this planet and he/she wants you to make ONE decision on what will be on this planet. You could make the creatures live forever, or make the trees have smily faces. You can do anything to the creatures or other things on this planet, but you can only do one thing.
What wwould you do?
Make them Flaming Tigers, incidentally, that's the name of my band.