If you were a god...

[mrhappyface]

Everyone would always have an erection,just to make life difficult.

That's supposedly what Islamic Heaven shouldd be like in some interpretations. If I were God, I would make it quite public that i exist so i can make the whole world follow me in a divine cult. Then i would bring sunshine and marshmallows to all the poor and unhappy people of the world.

 

[comadorcrack]

If I were a god I'd make l4d2 work.

 

[dubious_wolf]

Really Really Really hot, beautiful, and intelligent women and they would treat me like royalty. Simply Perfect.

 

[geldonyetich]

One and only one thing? I know you're the creator of the universe and all, but that's a dreadful tease if you first ask for me give an honest opinion about how to create a better world and then limit me to one thing. It's like asking me to create the perfect computer game but I can only define one rule.

Oh well. Evolution is already a pretty effective means to intelligently design life. Perhaps the one change I'd recommend is a small tweak to the evolutionary formula that better assures the promotion of beneficial traits as opposed to whatever breeds. The mechanism is tricky business, given physical limitations of the universe. Perhaps allow collective intelligence of a species to have some influence over the direction a species evolves based off of cognitively desired traits. This would handle all physical aspects, although there is some question of what that would do them philosophically.

Come to think of it, they'd probably handle all that on their own if they had the wisdom to determine what's truly beneficial for themselves. So would I ask for a complete dispelling of ignorance? An omniscient planet? I could almost hear God's reply to that, "hrmph. How boring."

 

[gbemery]

This kind of sounds like a segment from the "Make A Wish" foundation.

 

[T-Bone24]

What do you mean "if"?

Wow, nobody could of saw that coming!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would disprove my own existence.

 

[OniSuika]

give god's powers to a japanese girl

(cookie for the one who gets the reference)

We both know how disastrously that would end.

I'm make dogs shit money. Would be the fastest end to this recession ever.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I dunno

I'd probably go really into detail, and I can't be bothered to type up my musings

Put it this way: I followed Spore since the early announcements, and genuinely got an adrenaline rush when I put it in the disc slot for the first time

Fuck you, Mr. Wright. You ruined my entire week for that

 

[magicmonkeybars]

I'd create an immortal indestructable tree with fruit would make you 7 inche taller for 13 min 37 sec when consumed.

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

Make pi = 2.666 and invent the train.....

 

[Volothos]

I would create headcrabs!

Edit: Wait, am I already a god because of the name?

 

[Brnin8]

I would probably look like Cthulhu and make the occasional appearance to the chapels to make sure they all believe, and I will take non-believers as sacrifices. My pantheon would consist of multiple Clint Eastwood clones.... I don't know why.

 

[brunothepig]

I wouldn't make my decision. I would hold it over the heads of whatever "civilised" race is there, and make them bring me whatever I wanted or I could burn them all. Mwahahaha. Yeah... I would not be there king though, cause then I would have to solve their problems and shit. It would basically be like a giant welfare payment...

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Pandas, Ferrets, Playpi, Kangaroos, Red Squirrels, Red Pandas, Wolves, Wallabies and many other strange or amazing creatures would be abundnet whilst humans would fight each other in a constest of survival of the fittest and whoever wins dies...

 

[Tharwen]

I would bury random things underground that imply that there were sentient races on that world ages before, just to confuse any future civilisation.