If you were a serial killer, what would your name be and what would be your weapon?

[Undercover]

"The Mousse Man."

Criminologists will have a heyday trying to figure out the pathology behind my string of hair styling product related murders...

 

[Pariah87]

The Pariah.

I'd prey on the rich or beautiful, taking their eyes, tongues, hands and ears, but I'd leave the victims alive. Hehehe, where's that list of dicks from my school again? *runs off to look holding a large knife*

 

[e2density]

I wouldn't kill anyone. I'd just break into peoples houses, put them at gunpoint, fire a single blank round, then give them a 1 hour lecture about the importance of a home security system.

 

[JohnnySex]

No name idea yet... I'd use a knife though. I like how personal it is.

 

[mrhappyface]

It would be my username, i would use a simple old kitchen knife.

 

[AplChild]

Artemis Sever.

I'd wear a plain white mask and a beret. My weapon would be a pair of COMBAT SCISSORS. I'd say a famous line from literature before every kill and only kill those who abuse the english language. I'd also have a sidekick called Breakfast, but that's for personal reasons...

 

[Tiny116]

I would be Hubilub.

I would give you all seizures

With the power of your flashing ninja monkey priest I wouldn't be surprised if you've already struck! XD

Me? I'd be The silent one. And i'd use a Garrot rope.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

The Gardener. I would murder with my very-pointy-and-ever-so-slightly-rusty-rake.

 

[ArcWinter]

I'd be Jeremy, and I'd use a katana. Awesome and deadly.

 

[Jibblejab]

The Spoon, I shall cut you up with a spoon. Why a spoon you ask? It hurts more...

 

[aaronx83]

Daddy Mafia
Why...

 

[bad rider]

Lord vonton despatcho,
Weapon, honey badgers, trained fucking badgers. You want fucked up almost untraceable murder, except for the fact an animal that has no earthly business being in the vicinity at which the death occurred, was indeed the cause of said death.
Of course you don't.

 

[GrinningManiac]

The Cynic.

My weapon? Unregistered sarcasm.


And a crossbow.

and a sniper rifle

Don't think I didn't see that New Years Greeting, you strange, strange man

OT: I would be the Grinning Maniac (duh)

My weapon would be a fire axe, or a meat hook

NO, I tell a lie, it would be a mace

 

[Akai Shizuku]

"Him."


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I'd use this.>http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/031/3/9/Rena__s_Cleaver_by_TheAnna.jpg

 

[0z0wen]

I'd be the 'toaster murderer' and will murder people by dropping plugged in toasters into swimming pools

 

[Murdering Monk]

Well...I would be know as "The Murdering Monk"... and I would lure people into my monestary and torture them....yessssss....

 

[Simriel]

I would not be known by any name, as everyone who came across me would be dead. I would stick to a simple knife. Its amazing what one can do with a knife.