If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?

[Slaanax]

As I burned them alive I would scream with joy because I would Drug Free Boy

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

[i][color=black][HEADING=2]Captain Zero[/HEADING][/color][/i]

All fear me and my apparent low Self-Esteem.
FEAR I say!

[i][color=black][HEADING=2]Bob[/HEADING][/color][/i]

Because I can!

[i][color=black][HEADING=2]Jiggersnap[/HEADING][/color][/i]

'Ell if I know why.

 

[GnomeThief]

I shall be The Guardin' Gnome.

FEAR MY POINTY HAT!!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

As long as it's not some shit like "the Red menace"

Obviously Red Menace

Deleric, meet RedMenace

'Avvun you two.

 

[thatguy1]

In Media Res man. Criminals find themselves fighting me, not knowing how they got there.

 

[Tanfastic]

Lickman! And i'd wear a Lickilicky costume! And LICK THINGS!

So... Sexual Deviancy Man, then?

Yes sir!

 

[Slaanax]

'Ell if I know why.

That's what you get when you cross a Elephant with a Rhino.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

That's what you get when you cross a Elephant with a Rhino.

And how, pray tell, do you figure that?

 

[Slaanax]

That's what you get when you cross a Elephant with a Rhino.

And how, pray tell, do you figure that?

Elphino!

 

[JordanXlord]

i'll be super lazy omega dude werewolf king guy with 2 ak-47s

i kill my foes with badassness and i never have to leave the couch

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Elphino!

I thought you said that

[i][color=black][HEADING=2]Jiggersnap[/HEADING][/color][/i]

Was what you get from the Fusion, now I'm confused.

 

[Slaanax]

What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a Rhino?
An eliphino
or a hell if I know.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

DICKMAN!

Ahhhh, Offer Shlomi, the things you've taught us...

 

[Gutkrusha]

I would be Bill. Just Bill.

 

[hottsaucekid]

Hottsaucekid because i drink special hot sauce spelled with 2 T's and i breath fire similar to a charizard because liek omg he pwns!

 

[white_salad]

Repository man, cause I'd keep stuff safe and lock stuff up.

Thought you said suppository man. You'd still keep stuff safe...just in a different way.

OT: The heartbreak kid. I'd have the villains fall in love with me, do the nasty, then never call back, sending them into spiraling depression and inevitably killing themselves.

 

[EboMan7x]

The Flying Mallet.

 

[Infinatex]

The Escalator... because I'd take a relatively minor situation and create absolute chaos, which ends with me saving the day... somehow

 

[PayneTrayne]

Colonel Mr. Dr. Pain PhD.

Just so I could punch the villain in the chops while he curses my name.