If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?

[Daipire]

I'd use a full punk rocker name, like Johnny [Insert cool word here]

Or you know, if i was like CRAZY super powered, i'd just use my normal name.

 

[Captain Lag]

Me,I, Myself...

 

[Helimocopter]

Elemental Man
id solve crime
periodically

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Brown Man! The first Brown Super hero that isn't some lame attempt at one like Spider-Man India!

 

[Deleric]

As long as it's not some shit like "the Red menace"

Obviously Red Menace

Deleric, meet RedMenace

'Avvun you two.

Lol. I swear I've never seen that guy.

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

Dudeman.
I'd dress like this:
http://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/dude.jpg

Dammit! Wish I'd come up with that...

I'd call myself Captain Cholesterol. That or The Mad Otaku.

 

[shemoanscazrex3]

The Load Dropper. Normal citizens would think its because I drop loads of criminals off at the police station but in fact after a hard day's night(which will be my theme song idk) I really drop a load lol

 

[AMMO Kid]

I would be Barbie's Hillbilly Phsyciatrist

 

[Fappy]

Captain Exaggeration. I was called this once by a friend in high school years ago and it has stuck with me ever since.

 

[Turbulenssi]

I would call myself QuackAttack and I would dress up as a platypus.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I'd call myself "Superhero". Or possibly "The Man in Tights".

 

[DigitalSushi]

The Mohawk.

I would spear people upon my razor sharp hair. I'd need to get my hands on some better gel though...

Use soap, thats what old school punks used to use back when the only real hairstyle cream was brylcream which is too heavy and greasy to hold up an anarchistic hairstyle, and anyway if you use hair gel your a conformist that pays into consumerism, which isn't very punk like.

I'd be PsyCock, if women keep going on about how men think with their dicks I might as well have an angry telekenetic cock at that!

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Hero? Oh no, no, no. They laughed at me before...before the accident...now let's see who laughs last...

That... actually made a shiver go down my spine.

 

[MadeinHell]

"That Guy" or "The SUPA-NERD" .
But let's be honest. If I were a super hero I'd never get to CHOOSE my name. I'd be given one by the mass media .

PS. OH! "That Polish Guy" would be perfect too

PS2. Now that I think of that... I think "Hancock" would be perfect. Since as a super hero I'd probably be a constantly drunk jackass who doesn't give a shit about peoples feelings.

 

[Sebenko]

The Pimpinator

or Homoerotic Subtext Man.

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

The Big Cohoona.

I'd have a very Hawaiian theme about me, with tikis and such.

 

[Super Toast]

Redmane. Saying it alone puts a hair on your chest.

 

[Mechsoap]

killer, since i would more enjoy tearing my foes apart with a big mutated blade growing out my arm, rather then arresting them and haveing to fight them 1000 times

 

[headphonegirl]

* point to her username *