I would kill a person in an ironic way, based on their most prevalant personality flaw, for example, a rascist would be suffocated by a KKK mask and a nazi would be stabbed by a suriken shaped like a swastika
If You Were a Themed Serial Killer
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I'd target criminals. I'd make it more interesting by taking their cell phone and if they have Facebook or Twitter, change their status/make a tweet referencing the time and place, i.e. "LOL just got my head exploded in Central Park"
Or leave a sticky note with "I AM DISAPPOINT." on their backs.
Or leave a sticky note with "I AM DISAPPOINT." on their backs.
I'd be Mr. Pointy. Because I love pointy things. I especially love putting pointy things into people.
Mine would be a simple MO, tie them down, start on their legs, slice in a long cut, place thermite on the wound and light it, then move onto the arms and do the same thing, finally one small amount on their chest to burn out their heart, needless to say, the victim would be awake but gagged for the majority of this.
As an alternative, just kill them with home-made cyanide.
As an alternative, just kill them with home-made cyanide.
I'd rip off ZP and go with the "Press X to not die" motif. Or if I were feeling more creative I'd experiment with a nailgun.
with some fava beans and a nice chianti?Soylent Bacon said:
I'd use mysterious diseases from miscellaneous foreign countries and I'd use some form of slider blade/needle to administer it from behind my target in a largely crowded area of course. I feel that striking in the open and keeping myself under the radar is satisfaction enough and have no urge to leave more of a clue. Perhaps something corny like a small flower or a cross.
But yeah, administer toxins to target in a large crowd walk on as if nothing has happened and make sure I'm not on CCTV or at least not seen poisoning a target so if I am brought in I'd still be able to avoid detection especially if I find a fairly decent way to import these poisons and what not.
The Grey Area- kill people, take their money, donate it to charities. Oh, and I kill them with a machete made of recyclable material.
I'd go after those who have gotten away with crimes. They'd all be found dead in their sleep, no wound on them, except for their crime carved into their foreheads. So say a murderer gets off scot-free: a few days later, he's found dead in his room with "KILLER" carved into his forehead.
they wouldnt call me anything, not very many people can survive a nuke
but seriously I dont know but my calling card would be a teddy bear
but seriously I dont know but my calling card would be a teddy bear
Dr. Irony! I would go to overly elaborate plans to make sure my victims died in the most ironic way possible. Like a computer nerd dieing from 80's style printer paper cuts. Or a wealthy millionaire crushed from an avalanche of pennies.
Carve "JuSt FuR tEh LuLz!!1"
Or leave an "encoded" message that's really just jibberish and they'll spend the next 20 years trying to work out what it says.
Or leave an "encoded" message that's really just jibberish and they'll spend the next 20 years trying to work out what it says.
i suck at coming up with names so i leave that to someone else
my method:
cut into small pieces
then into the food processor
then spread the person paste onto the walls of the room i captured them in
my method:
cut into small pieces
then into the food processor
then spread the person paste onto the walls of the room i captured them in
