If You Were a Themed Serial Killer

[FoodMonger]

The Daily Collector.
I would kill until I get enough of a certain item from my victims, put the collected items in a bag with a blue question mark on it and leave it in front of or around the local station.

 

[Biodeamon]

I`d paper cut people to death people with my new bestselling book "There is no afterlife by the way"...It's a slow and painful death. Then i autograph the book with my pen name and leave it on the corpse.

 

[Impluse_101]

I'd kill them with this


And then sincerly apoligize.

 

[Tucker154]

If I where a serial killer,no one would call me by anything. They would not no I existed. My victims would be people that did wrong, and felt no remorse. I would abduct them, show them the pain they caused others, then cremate their bodies. The only hint of my existence would be some ashes in some random corner of their house.

 

[Vivaldi]

Torquemada: You will confess

You can't talk him outta anything...

 

[Burst6]

The Knife killer.

I'd kill my victims by choking them with the tape from a VHS with the dutch movie "the knife" on it.

 

[Addicted Muffin]

i'd be the proffessor... i'd look up their history of school...find out what they did the worst in, and when i kill them, i'd leave a text book of that subject on their bodies....

 

[redisforever]

Hmm....I think I'd go after criminals, who were released from prison. So, track them down, and find out their email, phone numbers, address...things like that. Then, drive them crazy. Send creepy emails, calls consisting of insane laughter, envelopes containing bloody paper...yeah...
Better yet, things that make them think the devil is coming after them, because they committed crimes. You know, bloody pentagrams, things like that.

Then, one day, when they're so paranoid, they can't look at anyone, I come up to them, hand them a gun with one bullet, tell them, "He's coming, and he's angry. Only one way to stop him." and walk away.

When they get home, increase the frequency of the emails and calls. Until...BANG!!! They kill themselves.

I know, I am evil. But at least I'm going after criminals.

 

[Grospoliner]

Balloon animals...

 

[TheRookie8]

Well, how about...

...a killer who kills his victims in the winter, and then buries their bodies in the snow? And when spring comes, the body is revealed when the snow melts? The Snowfall Killer?

...to be honest, I feel uncomfortable talking about this sort of thing. I'd be happier catching killers rather than thinking like one...unless that helps...nah,forget it.

 

[Drakmorg]

I would be the Impolite Reminder.

After I kill someone I write on the walls with their blood. But I would write cryptic messages or sadistic things. I'd just leave helpful little reminders for the investigators like "Make sure to brush and floss everyday" and "Be sure to turn off your oven when you're done cooking".

But of course the way I killed the victim would correspond with the tip. For Example, the one where I remind about dental hygiene, I kill the victim by stabbing him/her with a shiv made from a tooth-brush, then strangle them with floss.

 

[Arkynomicon]

I would train bears to do my killings so people would think wild animals are to blame.

 

[sb666]

The Jeffinator

I'll leave you to figure it out...

are you referencing the serial killer i think your referencing

 

[Rothgar blood]

I would be "The Hand of God" Sniper...kill people i deem to be out of God's liking...or just go around killing KKK/Neo-Nazi guys.
or "The Viking" Id go in to a room screaming my battle cry and swing a battle axe and leave only one alive to tell of my glory.

 

[Rhiehn]

I would be an FBI agent who killed people who blindly call America the greatest country in the world.

 

[stutheninja]

the raven or the poet, i would kill the person with a knife slash to the throat, then use their own blood to write a famous poem on parchment paper, which i would leave under a dead raven next to their corpse, which would be hanging upside down, with all the excess blood not used to write with dripping into a large urn, the parchment of course made from human skin, though not from that particular victim, but from bodies stolen from crematoriums, i would possibly use a special knife or take videos of my self wearing a raven mask reading the poem next to the dead victim

edit: in addition to all of that i would have some of my favorite classical selections playing on a continuous loop until the investigators turned it off, it would be awesome

 

[DudeistBelieve]

I'd leave My Little Pony figure at each killing. Murder is Magic [/pander]