If You Were a Themed Serial Killer

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I'd kill mailmen slice their hears up into 24 slices put each one in a separate envelope and put them into random peoples' mailboxes and by random people I mean random policemen the rest of the body would be left on a random persons front lawn. I'd kill every odd monday and even friday. I'd kill with an extremely sharp kitchen knife by slicing the mailman's head off starting from the back side.
 

Tsuki Akechi

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"Hillbilly killer" I would sneak into trailer parks and sneak into the trailer of the trashiest person there and kill the head of the household, and leave a picture of jiggle billy.
 

Arkzism

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hmm, i would sever peoples spine, getting to the point where they are still alive, cut out there tounges and then leave them posed it wacky positions...
 

Wintermoot

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Athol said:
The Archer. Each of my victims would be killed by a handmade arrow.
wouldnt that leave finger prints?
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the Rose Killer, I only kill beautiful young women and leave a rose on each of the corpses.
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And I would only kill on full moons.
 

crazyfoxdemon

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My theme is simple and one that betters society... I would go after the worst pop culture offenders.. People who write crappy vampire trash, networks that cancel great shows before they even get a chance, horrible teen pop sensations, film makers that ruin childhood memories by turning them into shitty movies,, etc. etc
 

Adam Galli

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"Reality Star Slayer." I would ice these reality stars who don't deserve the notoritey they've gotten from the public.
 

Torrasque

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I'd be the "Jesus Saves", and I'd kill my victims in unassuming ways, then nail them to crosses and put them outside or inside churches.
My victims would not be anyone particular, but I'd like to kill at least 1 hardcore Christian a month.

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THE Forstan
I shall get THE Forstan for you my lord Inglip /bow
 

Tiger Sora

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The Bible Thumper, I'd kill them with their own religion. Or if their an atheist a big thick book of science.
 

HiC

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don't know what i would be called but i would kill people using their worst fears
 

AgDr_ODST

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If I were to be a deranged serial killer I'd be a real sicko, all of my victims would be beautiful young women, who would be found seemingly raped with a cut on each breast, each ass cheek and a cigar put out on there foreheads with the victims saliva on and they all would appear to be at peace and to not have struggled despite the horrifying wounds i'd have inflicted....and to make it even more ironic when and if Im arrested, I'd be a happily married man with a wife and children who is loved and respected in my community. So by my own logic I'd be the last person you'd think would be capable of doing such things.[footnote]And just so everyone knows im no loony or sicko personally I actually came up with the above deranged bit off the top of my head[/footnote] And if not deranged I think I'd go the route of vigilante killer who only takes out child murders/molesters, mobsters, and other serial killers. My calling card though would still be the cigar put on on my victim only in this case it'd be lit and rubbed out on their domes, no saliva from me or the victim.