if you were a villian?

[Hemlet]

I would start polluting like a madman, dumping oil into the ocean and filling the land with garbage, all while leaving idle vehicles on for long and pointless hours. Eventually, those meddling kids will come and try to stop me. That's when I whip out a good old fashioned six-shooter, plug the kid who got stuck with "Heart" and steal the ring. There, now it doesn't matter what I do, because it is now impossible for Earth's greatest hero to be summoned! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT AND SELL PURIFIED AIR AND WATER FOR LUDICROUS PRICES!

 

[shootthebandit]

I would take complete control over the Internet. Nothing goes in or out unless I deem it so.

With the power of Wikipedia.. I would rewrite history creating a new WikiReality.
Facebook? You will find you have no friends..not even that guy from MySpace.
World of Warcraft? You will be forced to farm for gold... slaves of the new Empire.
Hulu? Only the shows that I want kept on will be shown, thus keeping their rating high enough to have another season. There is no American Idol or Survivor in the new Empire... but surprisingly Venture Brothers becomes an hourlong show, and Robot Chicken gets another 15 minutes.

have you ever played MGS2, this sounds almost identical to the GW that is stored within arsenal gear

 

[molester jester]

Take over the world with my army of evil cloned cyborg polar bear's ridden by sniper rifle wielding midgets

full blown arctic ice castle base and everthing, it would be sweet