if you were a villian?

[Pm0n3y]

i would become really popular among my peers, use my smartness to run for office, get people to like me even more, and when they least expect it... BAM! I catch them all by surprise by developing missiles with other countries, terrorists, and black markets then betray everyone by using the missiles to start a nuclear holocaust.

 

[SultanP]

Is there even enough ice to flood the entire world? apart from the mountains of course, expecting them to be flooded would just be silly.

 

[L4hlborg]

I would create an army of penguins armed with lazers, so that I could use the pinguins to destroy the world... Nobody is prepared for penguin invasion. Everyone is waiting for nuclear attacks and zombie invasions... But penguins armed with lazers? No, they would never see it coming.

 

[Ninja Tank]

go super villain then change sides to look better but secretly take over everything

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

My evil play would be to remove all aglets from shoelaces around the world.

Soon, people will begin tripping over themselves, unable to walk anywhere without stumbling. It will become an international epidemic. Billions will hurt themselves in the first week, unable to walk properly. Soon the death number will begin to rise, with no end in sight. Scientists won't be able to stop it either, as they will have tripped while walking to their car and broken their backs. (No, life alert will be disabled as well, before you ask). Within a month, national leaders will be begging me to give them aglets back, to end their suffering. And they will give me anything to do it. Including THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. And a few billion dollars as well. With that money, I will turn the Statue of Liberty into a walking death machine, and use it to take over the world!

It's a flawless plan, really.

 

[Gunner 51]

Step 2: Create a few Death Stars to take Earth Hostage with.
Step 3: Blow up the Earth anyways.

 

[CapBubba]

I would.......hmmmmmm......

I would genetically alter fruits so that way they would be sentient. Then i would sell them as much healthier fruit than the average kind after releasing a virus that infects all the fruit that isn't mine. As people buy thousands of them, i will fake my death when they rise up and destroy cites around the world. With a new identity i would establish a safe haven called EAST DAKOTA! ^__^

 

[Insanum]

Blow up the moon.

If i was evil i'd be insane.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Engineer some sort of virus that kills everyone in a burst of endorphins. Die smiling with every other human being.

 

[Sebobii]

Why would you assume I'm not one already?
Maybe you're simply trying to make me confess my crimes? Well I found you out! You can't fool me!

 

[Chicago Ted]

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WAIT...I have it. So, imagine, hordes of trained Penguins, armed to the teeth or beak, riding bears, while overhead soars my genetically altered Flying Shark Air Force. The seas would be roamed by my suicide bombing Dolphin Death Squads. Finally, Ninja/Spec Ops bunny-rabbits would be used for discrete interdiction's and political assassinations. It's foolproof and brilliant rolled up into a big awesome package. Muuuahhhhhahaha, MMMuuahahahaaha, MMMMUUAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW OVERLORD YOU WRETCHED MINIONS. I, HEYTRED, WILL HAVE YOUR IMMEDIATE OBEDIENCE OR SUFFER MY WRATH.

What do you honestly think PETA and Green Peace have been up to all this time? PETA trains the land animals to hunt down humans, and Green Peace trains the sharks and dolphins to sink all of the world's battleships... And their whales...

 

[Haydyn]

Take control of the minds of several world leaders, then have them plunge the world into Chaos. Then I will announce my intentions to save the world from destruction. I will win the people's hearts, and fix everything since I'd still have control over the leaders. Then I would have them proclaim me as the Savior of the world, and have people build a giant castle for me. Then I would basically run the world from there, changing what I did and didn't like.

Later, I would create "Unnatural Selection", offing the people who were not worthy of living in my world. Who cares if some people were against it? I'd already have the best (and only at the time) army. Eventually, myself and the people who were superior enough to survive would live in a peaceful world while the unworthy I let live do all the grunt work.

Hopefully by this point I would have obtained some form of pro-longed life. Eventually I will kill off everyone who isn't my decendant or one of my wenches. When I finally do have to die, I would have my body buried in a outdoor room on the top of my castle.

So I'm not really a Villian. I'm a corrupt powerful savior.

 

[Aunel]

enforce all people to use spray deoderant, so we fuck up the ozone layors

 

[christytc10]

1. Built a fortress, possibly on an island volcano.
2. Fill fortress with nameless security guards and ninjas
3. Foil James Bond/Indiana Jones/Superman 's ploy to stop me
4. Lower him into the lava while I take a walk upstairs to a meeting with a biological weapons dealer.
5. Hold world at ransom with weapon

 

[konkwastaken]

I would construct a ray gun that when shot at somebody, it made them itchy on that one little spot of their back where you can't reach it.

Ahh but sir i can scratch every part of my back, even those parts deemed unscratchable by some, i am; as you would say, good general reach man! could be a villain...maybe not.

Then you shall be my nemesis!

I think we should write a comic.

yes, i think we should

 

[Hazardlife]

First I would secretly hire an army of insane mercenaries and terrorists and have them rain destruction on all nations of the world, then I would step in with my own army and defeat them, making the people of the world look up to me as a savior.

Then I take over every government and lower taxes by disbanding their militaries, making people happier and safer, and at the same time making them completely dependent on me for military protection.

After that I would find a civilization of space aliens and blow up a few of their hospitals and orphanages, making them suitable pissed off at the human race to attack Earth. I would then defeat the aliens and take over the galaxy, under the excuse of "protecting humanity".

Even if people realise I'm evil, they won't care, because I'm protecting them and making them all rich.