if you were a villian?

[Jedamethis]

Yahtzee explained mine in Infamous

Bam! Offplanet slavery.

 

[Ren3004]

Take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.

 

[FluffX]

Step 1: I would spend 6 years worming into the confidence of everyone working in Fort Knox, building up there trust in me, until:

Step 2: I would steal all the gold in the entire place.

Step 4: Sell it on the blackmarket.

Step G: Use the money to create an army of super-death robots.

Step: Have the robots install pins in EVERYONE'S CHAIRS!

Ha! Ahaha! Hahahhaha! haaaahhaaaaaaa!hahahahaaa! Wahahahahahaa! AAAAHAHAhahahaaaaaaaa!

Step ?: Profit.

 

[wewontdie11]

I would construct a ray gun that when shot at somebody, it made them itchy on that one little spot of their back where you can't reach it.

 

[Croaker42]

I would set up a global war. During the chaos after every nations people are fed up with the fighting my deathsquads would move in and take out every nations leaders and then install individual governments, it dosent matter what kind though they will be varied and seperate. Then I would pull the strings on the world gov't from a nice little floating fortress (think castle in the sky).

People will always need someone to hate, thus having the individual nations would be a must to keep everything in line. Sham governments are also great for this.

(Hellsgate industries, keeping people blind and stupid for a better world.)

 

[ThePirateMan]

I would take over the world by taking over the world with my excellent plan!

 

[Vrex360]

I'd be the anarcist looking to bring two warring factions together to fight under one banner against a common foe (me) and bring down their oppressive governments at the same time in order to create a new peaceful and rational world.
Doing the wrong thing to do the right thing. Choosing to be the villain over the hero because that's what the world needed.

 

[ThreeWords]

This is assuming I have access to the usual irrationally huge 'World-wide Super-Villain Fund' which is responsible for all these baddies with insane amounts of money

I would spend a lot of time and money inventing and investing, with the aim to own companies responsible for vital parts of world health, economy and general safety, and lobby to change certain laws. ONce the law has been modified, I will dissolve the companies completely, leaving large parts of the world without food, water, medicine, cookies etc. The final step would be to sell them the services back in return for insane amounts of money/land/power/whatever I want at the time

 

[konkwastaken]

I would construct a ray gun that when shot at somebody, it made them itchy on that one little spot of their back where you can't reach it.

Ahh but sir i can scratch every part of my back, even those parts deemed unscratchable by some, i am; as you would say, good general reach man! could be a villain...maybe not.

 

[Yuzzi]

I would take over the world by taking over the world with my excellent plan!

"Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky ? try to take over the world."

I'd probably take over the world too. Just for the fun of it.

 

[SwampCandle]

Hmmm, just copy Watchmen....Only, instead of uniting the world, ENSLAVE THEM ALL ON OFF WORLD WORK PLANETS!!!!

Ahem, sorry.

 

[Lord George]

I'd force the world to sing and dance as though in a musical, DANCE YOU BASTARDS!!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I would go old school and just run around tying woman to train tracks. I would also were a top hat, monocle, handlebar mustache, and a kick ass cape.

Don't forget a cane from which you can pull a sword or dagger.

If I were a villain I would not reveal my plan, so I'm not going to reveal my plan (though I might do it in a later stage where it would be more dramatic and too late to stop me anyway).

EDIT: Wait, did I just blow my cover?

 

[ranasan]

I'd make so that I am loved and adored by the unknowing public so when the heroes try to stop me they would be considered the real bad guy

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I'd follow the Evil Overlord List [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList] to the letter, and probably pull the Ra's al Ghul if necessary to keep myself going.

As for the actual plans, um, I dunno...how about socialized medicine and higher taxes on those who can afford to pay more?

Yeah, the Evil Overlord List works great.

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

Well if I was a good villain wouldn't tell their plan out in the open, so grats guys, now the government will know how to stop every one of your plans. Me being a smart person will just wait for the right time to strike. Don't worry you will see my plan soon enough.

 

[Heytred]

Ok, first I would set up a puppet leader and have that leader suck up to the unintelligent, insecure and disenfranchised populous. They would say, "Hey, now there's a leader I could have a beer with." Then I would set up a group to focus the idiot population's insecurity and hatred on, a group that is clearly different from 'US', this group would ideally occupy an area with vast resource wealth and little military strength. I would then get my puppet to point at that group and say, "Those people are to blame for all our woe's, they threaten our security." When the 'common folk' are whipped into a pretty good frenzy, I would launch a war against these new enemies, while slowly eroding my own people's freedoms in the name of NATIONAL SECURITY!!! Any dissenters in my nation would be called traitors, by the patriotic media agencies which by this time I control. As my mighty military forces sweep across the region I would spew propaganda proclaiming how much better the people of that region are now, and how they are welcoming our glorious liberating forces. As nation after nation falls to my military or allies itself with me I will have my old puppet replaced with a new gentler puppet who will be both 'wise' and 'controversial'. He will preach change and new economic plans, leading to further consolidation of the financial institutions and corporations, placing them under my power.....wait...what...DAMN YOU USA YOU STOLE MY MASTER PLAN!!!!!!!

Oh well, I guess I'll just build Skynet or something then.

 

[Chicago Ted]

....what would your evil plan be?

my evil plan would be to develop a space station in which there is enough room for only a few chosen people. this space station would be equiped with a giant maginfying glass which i aim at the polar ice caps, causing them to melt prematurly. once the earth is flooded and the population wiped out i land the space station and become the ruler of earth.

muuhahahahaha

Problem. Due to your flooding of the planet there would be no more 'earth' left because all the land would be under several feet of water.

Check and mate!

Oh, and what would I do you ask? Simple, I would develop a zombie virus, and then have it so it started infecting everyone on the planet. I would then cryogenically freeze myself for a year and come back and kill all the zombies, thus making myself a hero and entitling me to wenches, a large sum of money, and a vacation home in Miami.