If You Were Admin of the Entire Internet ...

[The Virgo]

I'd probably perma-ban this website, to be quite honest.

Why? This is actually a pretty good site and the average user isn't a total dick. On the site side, you have Zero Punctuation and Movie Bob and on the forum side, you have a good forum service run by mods who pretty much stay out of the way unless you're doing something bad and never overstep their boundaries or insult members (Thanks guys! Although, it would be cool to see you post more.) ... and you can cuss! (SPUF blocks out profanity.)

In the words of Gabe Newell, what's not to like?

And if you hate it so much, THEN WHY ARE YOU A FORUM MEMBER? If you don't like it, leave! >:-(

 

[Generalissimo]

i would run the internet with a iron, yet padded fist:

1. all BS youtbe videos would be deleted, with exponential punishment for those who attempt to upload more.

2. nightmare fuel would be strictly controlled.

3. any and all trolls WILL be banned, repaeat offenders permantly so.

4. give open support to torrenters.

5. give support to internet-bourne resistence movements (if they have the right cause, that is)

6. a standing defense and police force be put together.

7. propoganda sites will be closed down

8. SOPA, protect IP and any other BS like that will have no effect.

9. phishing and virus sites be shut down and their creators punished

that's all, for now...

 

[Supertegwyn]

- I would eradicate all mention of Anonymous and send viruses to all the computers that support them. How do you like me now, *****?

- I would randomly crash Facebook to screw with people.

- I would comb through the internet, destroying all trolls and the like

- I would shut down the pirate bay and send viruses to any computer to have downloaded over 10 files from their website

- I would transfer millions of dollars into my bank account, then use this money to hire mercenaries to attack WBC

- I would kill Glen Beck and Donald Trump with the mercenaries

- I would be truly happy

 

[Generalissimo]

Probably start by banning anyone under 21 from having access

why? the internet isn't ALL R-rated

 

[SneeringCanuck]

I'd realize that it was too much power for one man and give it to the best trolls I could find, make the internet more lulzy.

Also, fuck yo copyrights and whatnot, FREE SHIT FOR EVERYONE.

 

[hazabaza1]

Have dedicated MLP sections for bronies to discuss it. Anyone found mentioning MLP outside of these sections gets instantly banned.

 

[The Virgo]

Probably start by banning anyone under 21 from having access

why? the internet isn't ALL R-rated

If you ever played a game that had a 12-year-old on it, you would know. -_- However, I would make it 18, not 21.

Have dedicated MLP sections for bronies to discuss it. Anyone found mentioning MLP outside of these sections gets instantly banned.

Oh God, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It's not so much the fact that they're fans of a show designed around little girls' toys, so much as that they take their love of girly ponies to extremes. I've yet to meet a MLP fan who, on forums, didn't have a MLP avatar and, on TF2, as an example, didn't have an MLP spray.

I'm sure those people exist, but I've yet to meet one.

Also, fuck yo copyrights and whatnot, FREE SHIT FOR EVERYONE.

I saved YOU for last.

As a capitalist, businessman and someone who works in an industry which suffers from piracy, I would like to inform you that THAT SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN THAT WAY.

Everything can't be free, at least not in the kind of society we live in. And also, what you don't realize, copyrights and "whatnot" are highly important. It tries to prevent pirates from profiting from the work of others.

And really, if you got yourself a job and saved up, you could have the money to afford things without having to resort to piracy. Can't pay $60.00 for Skyrim? Here's what I do - wait. Give it about a year and when Steam has it on sale. It'll be about $9.99, which is something I'm sure you'll be able to afford ... IF that much! Deus Ex: HR was on sale for $16.10 last night, instead of $49.99!

 

[Generalissimo]

I'd probably perma-ban this website, to be quite honest.

Why? This is actually a pretty good site and the average user isn't a total dick. On the site side, you have Zero Punctuation and Movie Bob and on the forum side, you have a good forum service run by mods who pretty much stay out of the way unless you're doing something bad and never overstep their boundaries or insult members (Thanks guys! Although, it would be cool to see you post more.) ... and you can cuss! (SPUF blocks out profanity.)

In the words of Gabe Newell, what's not to like?

And if you hate it so much, THEN WHY ARE YOU A FORUM MEMBER? If you don't like it, leave! >:-(

- The userbase is some of the most smug, idiotic and condescending people I've ever come across.
- Zero Punctuation stopped being funny a long time ago.
- Good forum service? It takes forever to load this place, and it's riddled with ads.
- Yeah, I can fucking cuss. So?

>What's not to like?

Pretty much fuck-all.

Also, I find it hilarious that you've got the audacity to defend the userbase for being nice, and yet be a total dick to myself and that other person too. Also, you're close to being banned, so there's that too.

an eye for an eye. now shove off if you hate it here SOOOOOO much.

 

[SneeringCanuck]

Also, fuck yo copyrights and whatnot, FREE SHIT FOR EVERYONE.

I saved YOU for last.

As a capitalist, businessman and someone who works in an industry which suffers from piracy, I would like to inform you that THAT SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN THAT WAY.

Everything can't be free, at least not in the kind of society we live in. And also, what your dumb ass doesn't realize, copyrights and "whatnot" are highly important. It tries to prevent slobs like you from profiting from the work of others.

1. How do I 'profit' from downloading shit for free (books, movies etc), if I don't sell them?
2. Care to explain how SHIT HAPPENS THAT WAY?
3. Given your current health bar and insults, my report will probably give you a nice long suspension/ban. Enjoy.

 

[Sassafrass]

an eye for an eye. now shove off if you hate it here SOOOOOO much.

That's not very nice.

OT: Shut it all down then rebuild it from the ground up.
Also, I'd be allowed to punch every single user in the face if they utter the phrase "Where's the discussion value?" at any point. Because it's not to hard to find something to discuss, you just need to think a bit. Which, admittedly, most of us don't know how to do.

 

[The Virgo]

3. Given your current health bar and insults, my report will probably give you a nice long suspension/ban. Enjoy.

That's fine. At least I went down fighting for something I believe in, which is the lowering of piracy. Although I really don't see what's so bannable about what I said, considering that everything in there is true.

As for #1, you may not be profiting, but people who sunk millions of dollars and years of effort into something you are flat out stealing aren't.

As for #2, since you obviously don't understand how money flow works, there's no point trying to give you an economics 101 class. That's not my job.

and for #3, As for me, being banned with a little self dignity is at least something to be proud of.

Oh, and one last thing: When our politicians end up passing SOPA and the internet gets one huge CENSORED sign over it, you will have no one to blame but people like yourselves. Good day.

 

[Fiad]

I would find a way to revoke those rights of control from myself. That is too much power for one man. Plus, I am very open minded to people's freedom.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'd ban any reference to My Little Pony.

 

[him over there]

step one of two: ban iJustine from any and everything.
step two of two: upload the human centipede 2 under the title and thumbnail new dora the explorer to youtube.
My work is done.

 

[SneeringCanuck]

3. Given your current health bar and insults, my report will probably give you a nice long suspension/ban. Enjoy.

That's fine. At least I went down fighting for something I believe in, which is the lowering of piracy. Although I really don't see what's so bannable about what I said, considering that everything in there is true.

As for #1, you may not be profiting, but people who sunk millions of dollars and years of effort into something you are flat out stealing aren't.

As for #2, since you obviously don't understand how money flow works, there's no point trying to give you an economics 101 class. That's not my job.

and for #3, As for me, being banned with a little self dignity is at least something to be proud of.

Oh, and one last thing: When our politicians end up passing SOPA and the internet gets one huge CENSORED sign over it, you will have no one to blame but people like yourselves. Good day.

1. So you say something, and then don't explain it? to top it off, you still try to make yourself sound smarter than me. lol.
2. Insulting users over a non-serious thread is dignity? News to me.
3. You think that people won't find a way to get past any internet censor? Really? Do you have any idea how many times they've tried and failed?

 

[The Virgo]

*snip*

So then, why are you here if you hate this place so much? You still have yet to answer that one.

Also he hates bronies for... apparently being a fan on a show, and expressing that like through *gasp* avatars and sprays

A show intended for little girls, mind you. And if you had actually read my post, you would see that I didn't hate them for liking the show, but for just going over the line for their love of it. If there was a brony who wasn't so flamboyant about his love for it, I wouldn't mind as much.

thinks age and maturity are the same thing,

... Um, no. I didn't say that, actually. But I've yet to play with a person below the age of 15 who didn't do write in "textese", wasn't a general pain in the ass, or didn't have that annoying squeaky voice. If they acted mature, I wouldn't mind them.

and advocates MovieBob as a drawcard of the site.

And? I enjoy his reviews. I also enjoy Zero Punctuation. It's called an opinion, and it's what separates us from sheep.

He also just straight-up insults other users.

Not all users. Who have I insulted? I guy who sticks up for 4Chan, of all places, a guy who has no qualms about pirating and someone who hates this site but is a member.

I haven't been rude to you, have I?

 

[triggrhappy94]

Impose a tax on all scams and faulty ads, so I can employ a strike team to combat annoyig phishing websites and hidden viruses that fuck up normally good websites.

EDIT: Forge some numbers and move somethings around, so I can take what I need from websites from Amazon and Gamestop.

 

[Hussmann54]

I'd probably perma-ban this website, to be quite honest.

Why? This is actually a pretty good site and the average user isn't a total dick. On the site side, you have Zero Punctuation and Movie Bob and on the forum side, you have a good forum service run by mods who pretty much stay out of the way unless you're doing something bad and never overstep their boundaries or insult members (Thanks guys! Although, it would be cool to see you post more.) ... and you can cuss! (SPUF blocks out profanity.)

In the words of Gabe Newell, what's not to like?

And if you hate it so much, THEN WHY ARE YOU A FORUM MEMBER? If you don't like it, leave! >:-(

- The userbase is some of the most smug, idiotic and condescending people I've ever come across.
- Zero Punctuation stopped being funny a long time ago.
- Good forum service? It takes forever to load this place, and it's riddled with ads.
- Yeah, I can fucking cuss. So?

>What's not to like?

Pretty much fuck-all.

Also, I find it hilarious that you've got the audacity to defend the userbase for being nice, and yet be a total dick to myself and that other person too. Also, you're close to being banned, so there's that too.

lol, dont like it? there is the door....

OP mmmmm well any written legislature for SOPA would be used as toilet paper.... I would enforce a rule on mark zuckerberg that he would only be allowed to change something on facebook once every two years.

WBC wouldnt have a shot in hell at maintaining its website and if they want that privileged reinstated, all sites they create must be approved by a committee of people specially trained in not being pricks. and this sight will be monitored weekly for objectionable hate mongering. They will have a 1 strike and you are out policy.

Anon would be monitored too. As much as id like to agree with them, they have gotten somehwat out of control and, frankly rather childish....