if you were cloned...

[Snallygaster]

so escapist,
if you were cloned, could you be friends with yourself?

i couldn't, i would just confuse myself all the time, like how i normally confuse others (unintentional).

 

[Radeonx]

Yes.
Because we'd take over the world together.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Proably not. I don't like to work with others and I would assume that would go for working with myself.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Shock and Awe]

Oh hellz yeah. I would have loads of fun with a clone.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Before I clicked, I assumed it would be about sex.

Anyway, previously I would've thought so, but having met someone who is infuriatingly similar to myself, I believe I would throttle said clone.

 

[geldonyetich]

Friends?

Goodness, that seems like a terrible idea.

After all, I'm just going to butcher him for spare body parts.

 

[Berserker119]

that would suck, because he would probably take over my life and screw it up.

 

[Souplex]

If I were cloned I would have to kill the clone because the universe can only contain so much awesome.

Spoiler: If the clone had a certain chromosome altered however...

If you schtupp your own clone is that incest or just masturbation?

 

[anthony87]

The better question would be this:

"If you were cloned and locked in a room with your clone and the only way to get out of the room is to kill the clone or have sex with the clone, would you have sex with him/her/it or kill him/her/it?"

 

[hudsonzero]

self high five!

 

[DyslecticAnarchist]

Sure. + Epic clone sex!

 

[Cherry Cola]

I would probably try to have sex with myself.

And then we would fight to the death.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would just hack my first clone for parts and have my second clone take shifts with me on life.

 

[LeonLethality]

Yes.

It would be weird, but yes.
Then we'd play co'op games.

Geeze I thought you being the only person without a nam was enough but two?! that just goes a bit too far.

OT: would I have to share my girlfriend with him? if so he is so dead.

And knowing how much of an ass I am he would probably ruin my life...

 

[Sjakie]

Nope.

Id probably be thinking "What a self righteous, brutally honest asshole".

I would probably hate myself, to tell the truth. Just like pretty much everyone hates me, but doesnt have the balls to tell me.

Same

I'd also kill him for parts if needed, just hope he wouldn't get the drop on me.

 

[Meggiepants]

Yes.

It would be weird, but yes.
Then we'd play co'op games.

Oooh! That's as good a reason as any for clones! I need 3 then.

OT: Maybe. But she'd have to find another man. She can't have mine. Then she would be sad, and depressed and things would go downhill from there. That's another reason why I'd have to make more clones, so they could all talk about what a ***** I was behind my back to make them feel better. Then they wouldn't let me play co'op... Oh... this isn't going well. Nope, no clones for me.

 

[Stone Wera]

I'd have to kill my clone for reasons I will not disclose. Plus it'd be legal since it's technically suicide. I would want to be friends with myself, but... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

 

[EnzoHonda]

Yeah, think about the movie "The Prestige" for this one. Me and clone me would be the only ones who know about me and clone me. Me or clone me would rob a bank or something while the other is performing at the policeman's ball. That is the world's tightest alibi. "I was performing on camera for 500 police officers at the time. It could not have been me who knocked over that bank."

I don't think we would get along, but we would finish each others sentences.