if you were cloned...

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GLo Jones

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I'd finally have some serious open-minded conversation. Though it'd probably be really boring, because we'd share the exact same views.
 

Disaster Button

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I've often thought I would be the perfect person for myself.. in any sense.

I would finally have someone who I could be incredibly weird and surreal around without them thinking I'm insane, it would also be nice to have someone who understands me and this way it would be a lot easier. It would also mean I'd have someone else to insult apart from myself except it still would be me. I'd also be able to disagree with myself a lot I mean it would just be perfect.

..Hmm? Oh your question. Sure I guess it would work for me.
 

happyvampyre

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I would love having a clone... maybe I could convince said clone that THEY want to go to class for me and deal with annoying people and make phone calls that I don't want to bother with... And we could commit bank robberies and fraud...

Wait, how would I hide her in my titchy room....

Damn, no clone.
 

tthor

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heres the real question. if you had sex with your clone, would it be masturbation, or insest?
 

S.R.S.

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Then I could say:

"The best thing about me..... There are so many 'me's"

Also what would my girlfriend say?
 

DSEZ

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first we would prolly fight it out to see whos better then we would enter muay thai tag tournament
 

Turner Perkins

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anthony87 said:
The better question would be this:

"If you were cloned and locked in a room with your clone and the only way to get out of the room is to kill the clone or have sex with the clone, would you have sex with him/her/it or kill him/her/it?"
i would have sex with my self anyway
 
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I wouldn't. I don't particularly like myself, let alone having another me around. And also, I just know he'd be much more successful than me, so I'd resent him for that as well.

[sub]jerk[/sub]
 

AvsJoe

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Snallygaster said:
if you were cloned, could you be friends with yourself?
Hell no. I would hate my clone and he would hate me. I dislike many of my personality traits so I would hate any person who shares the same ones I do. Thus, I would hate my clone.
 

Sansha

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We'd get on very well. Two-player games all the time, a massive burglary spree (I love stealing), and generally all sorts of shit for two lunatics to enjoy.

Good times.
 

TheRundownRabbit

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Yes, actually Id clone myself 3 times and buy a 3 seat tandem bike. We would just pass people in the street and they will look at us and be all like "what the fuck?"
 

Quiet Stranger

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If I was cloned I'd want it to be at least a female clone (like a clone of me but female version) THEN we'd have some real fun
 

Piorn

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I have already decided, long ago, that I'd have to kill my clone, or else he'd kill me. Assuming that he'll have the same memory as me, he won't know he's the clone and come to the same conclusion. Even if I wanted to trust him, I could not.