If you were Omnipotent for a day ...
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I'd put 25 million euros on my bank account (non tracable), let my problems solve themselves, tell everyone what I think about them (and rewind time once I know their response) and in the end I'd go to my ex-boyfriend´s flat and tell him what I feel about him. I could do this everytime, but I'm too scared. Then I'd beam to every place I'd like to see, know every language and speak alien.
Or maybe I'll screw that and watch how my life would have been if I made different decisions.
Or maybe I'll screw that and watch how my life would have been if I made different decisions.
I would create my own planet and make my own people probably based around greek mythology but with future technology and live as king. Before I left earth I would probably end a lot of problems that the human race has.
I would reenact Devin Townsend's Ziltoid The Omniscient concept album about stealing Earth's coffee.
Here's an example of what that album is like.
Here's an example of what that album is like.
I would go back in time and tell Abe Lincoln how "My American Cousin" ends so he doesn't have to go see it.
OR
I would go back in time, find the meanest pack of Utah Raptors I could, and transport them to Normandy during the beach landings. Game companies seem so intent on making me play that fucking assault in every fucking game that it might as well include really pissed off Dinosaurs.
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I would go back in time, find the meanest pack of Utah Raptors I could, and transport them to Normandy during the beach landings. Game companies seem so intent on making me play that fucking assault in every fucking game that it might as well include really pissed off Dinosaurs.
... it would be no different than any other day.
ahh my ego loves getting stroked.
seriously though, I would get at least one flying monkey that can breathe fire. This would ultimately escalate into me becoming Davros out of Doctor Who (albeit less wrinkly) with an army of loyal, flying, fire breathing monkeys instead of Daleks. Then I would conquer the universe, naturally. =)
ahh my ego loves getting stroked.
seriously though, I would get at least one flying monkey that can breathe fire. This would ultimately escalate into me becoming Davros out of Doctor Who (albeit less wrinkly) with an army of loyal, flying, fire breathing monkeys instead of Daleks. Then I would conquer the universe, naturally. =)
well, i'm not going to get that for a while... a lot of people will need to retire first.
whatever occurs to me at the time i suppose. raise my intellect considerably first, and with that in effect, think through all the little changes that i am considering now.
whatever occurs to me at the time i suppose. raise my intellect considerably first, and with that in effect, think through all the little changes that i am considering now.
I would make it so every country in the world joined into a giant federation. then i would implant weird vibes into the new "United earth militarys" minds so they would have a worldwide coup and install me as Supreme Emperor of the earth.
Also, being able to give people an orgasim at the slightest touch would be cool. imagine you were being mugged and you could just touch the mugger to incapacitae him before strolling off while he just cringed on the floor unable to do anything. There would of course be other uses for that.
Also, being able to give people an orgasim at the slightest touch would be cool. imagine you were being mugged and you could just touch the mugger to incapacitae him before strolling off while he just cringed on the floor unable to do anything. There would of course be other uses for that.
I would laugh an evil laugh that would slow time, giving me more time to arse around.
Said arsing would start with all animals with range of someone hunting for sport suddenly gaining intelligent thought, opposable thumbs, x-ray vision and a light50, then I'd arange a sumit of the leaders of every nation in the world in Silent Hill.
Said arsing would start with all animals with range of someone hunting for sport suddenly gaining intelligent thought, opposable thumbs, x-ray vision and a light50, then I'd arange a sumit of the leaders of every nation in the world in Silent Hill.
To hell with the Raptors, drop some fucking T-Rexs in there, or better yet, Godzilla!LaBambaMan said:
If your pissed off with that why dont you go back in time with your powers and delete all Nazis. then you wouldnt have to do that damn beach lading in the first place.canadamus_prime said: