Too big of targets. Besides Raptors are pack hunters and intelligent, so it would add more of a challenge.canadamus_prime said:
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Probably kill a lot of people.
Namely, Mugabe.
Then probably make a unicorn, make myself a castle, go shopping, get trashed and go to bed.
And fly around the world a few times.
Namely, Mugabe.
Then probably make a unicorn, make myself a castle, go shopping, get trashed and go to bed.
And fly around the world a few times.
Where's the fun in that?Federalist92 said:
Maybe, but guns are useless on Godzilla (or Gojira if you prefer)LaBambaMan said:
Kill a lot of people...actually I'll transform into Jesus Christ and come to earth in a spaceship.
Then when Earth starts praying to me saying too forgive their sins I'd transform into Satan and have a big laugh. Being omnipotent is fun!
Then when Earth starts praying to me saying too forgive their sins I'd transform into Satan and have a big laugh. Being omnipotent is fun!
The problem with fizing all the Earth's problems is that you only get to act ONCE, so you hyave to make sure it's a long term solution. How are you going to un-endanger a species? Just create more of them and distabalise their habitat? And if you mop up all the CO2 we'd just carry on as normal and start up global warming again.poncho14 said:
So, I would:
-Seal the hole in the ozone layer. We've learnt our lesson enough to stop a new one.
-Build a space elevator, lunar moon base with mass driver and Helium-3 mining station, and a working fusion reactor. People should be able to reverse engineer everything we need from that.
-Fixing third world countries could be an issue. Maybe just disintegrate every single plasmodium to clear up malaria. As I recall they don't effect the Anopheles mosquito, so the environment will be fine.
-Heck, whilst I'm there disintegrate every single HIV, swine flu, bird flu (leave normal flu, too risky to muck around with something that prevelent) and measles, mumps, rubella virus. Go for cholera as well.
-Curing cancer would be tricky, as I can't really think of a long term solution for it. Maybe just give every person's cells a fresh, working copy of the tumour suppressor genes. Remove most of the genetic component.
I'd transfer my power into an artifact of my choosing, and lock it up in a dangerously trapped ancient ruin, which any hero who would need twelve keys from twelve other ancient ruins found in the dungeons of said ruins which escalated in terms of death and dangerousness to overcome. Each time a new key was found a new skill would be needed to overcome the next challenging ruin or dungeon.
After your children's children became addicted to finding my omnipotent power I would sell my story of God Like power as a myth to Hollywoods foremost bombastic director "Michael Bay Jr" who would take any love your successive family may have to such epic storytelling and turn there lives to shit by making it in his "own style". Oh yeah did I mention, the ruins in the film will have flames drawn on it, such is the Bay way.
So in short, I'd use my powers for a day to turn your grandchildrens childhood's lives to shit.
I'm so fucking ahead of the curve.
After your children's children became addicted to finding my omnipotent power I would sell my story of God Like power as a myth to Hollywoods foremost bombastic director "Michael Bay Jr" who would take any love your successive family may have to such epic storytelling and turn there lives to shit by making it in his "own style". Oh yeah did I mention, the ruins in the film will have flames drawn on it, such is the Bay way.
So in short, I'd use my powers for a day to turn your grandchildrens childhood's lives to shit.
I'm so fucking ahead of the curve.
Wow, I'm just gonna quote, since otherwise I'll probably miss something. It's not very original I know.StevieWonderMk2 said:
If I was omnipotent, then I would make sure the day was as long as possible so I could do everything, but I wouldn't want to be permanently - probably a bit lonely actually.
~Besides, if you could do all that, there would really be no need to stay omnipotent.
I'd make the Escapist search bar fit for purpose.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.116086
Then, I'd make chocolate non-fattening, women indescribably attracted to me, give me a firm advantage against the house for all gambling games, get myself a huge house with Jay Leno's garage plus cars, fix my mom's varied health problems, erase all family debt, solve the mortgage crisis, turn religious extremists into pacifists, reveal the Question to the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything, force Sarah Palin to go back to work like a big girl, and go have a cookie.
I would then do anything for a Klondike bar.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.116086
Then, I'd make chocolate non-fattening, women indescribably attracted to me, give me a firm advantage against the house for all gambling games, get myself a huge house with Jay Leno's garage plus cars, fix my mom's varied health problems, erase all family debt, solve the mortgage crisis, turn religious extremists into pacifists, reveal the Question to the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything, force Sarah Palin to go back to work like a big girl, and go have a cookie.
I would then do anything for a Klondike bar.
Give this man an award. He knows whats up.StevieWonderMk2 said:
As for me, i would make myself omnipotent forever, and then time travel and dole out omnipotent ass-kickings to everyone that ever deserved one. Then i would train a monkey to talk and wear clothes. A chimp named Popo. Who would also smoke cigars and wear a monocle. Cigars that dont have any harmful effects. And i would smoke cigarettes that had no ill effects. Cigarettes look badass, but emphasyma is not good for any omnipotent being. I would also fix this dump of a planet up. Then have fun. Kinda like when you beat Bully/Canis Canem Edit and have Endless Summer.
kill all the scumbags in the world.
feed the hungry.
fertilize steril lands.
take water to were there isn't.
stuff like that
feed the hungry.
fertilize steril lands.
take water to were there isn't.
stuff like that
You people saying those benevolent things probably wouldn't even consider doing those things if you actually had those powers.
Let's all be honest, if most of us had omnipotence, the world would end.
Personally, I would blow the atmosphere of the planet.
Or make whiffle bat killings a form of assisted suicide (it would take forever to beat someone to death with one of those things.)
Let's all be honest, if most of us had omnipotence, the world would end.
Personally, I would blow the atmosphere of the planet.
Or make whiffle bat killings a form of assisted suicide (it would take forever to beat someone to death with one of those things.)
Get every game i ever wanted, get a successful job as a Military Historian, and make my gf never have to work in her life.
Strike all of the world back to the dark ages. Everybody stays the way they are, but we eliminate certain convenience's like all military harware, and political standings. force everybody to work for their salt, if you get my meaning. Then try to extended my omnipotence indefinatley
I'd starve every rapist, child molester, politician, lawyer and larcenist for a week and a half, then put them each naked in front of the victims and the families of the victims to whom they had wronged. I'd then give said victims each a tazer, a sharp knife and a gun.
I'd revive Jon Nodtveidt and ask him if anything he thought would happen after he killed himself did or if he wasn't even aware he was dead until I brought him back to life.
I'd give every nation who feels a righteous urge to destroy another over religious reasons massive nuclear weapons, and cause them to explode upon themselves when fired.
Anyone here ever use cheats on a game? Being all powerful is only fun for so long, then it gets boring and you miss the challenge of the game without unearned advantages. At this point in time I'd make myself semi-omnipotent, ya know, I can still jump really high and take lots of damage but if I fall too far it will kill me.
Beat that.
I'd revive Jon Nodtveidt and ask him if anything he thought would happen after he killed himself did or if he wasn't even aware he was dead until I brought him back to life.
I'd give every nation who feels a righteous urge to destroy another over religious reasons massive nuclear weapons, and cause them to explode upon themselves when fired.
Anyone here ever use cheats on a game? Being all powerful is only fun for so long, then it gets boring and you miss the challenge of the game without unearned advantages. At this point in time I'd make myself semi-omnipotent, ya know, I can still jump really high and take lots of damage but if I fall too far it will kill me.
Beat that.
