If you were Omnipotent for a day ...
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Mom's would all suddenly turn to their teenage sons and yell, "YOU WATCHED HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF PORN! WHAT THE &%#$!"odubya23 said:
It would be loud.
And awkward.
Although I would be interested to know what every baby in the world was thinking...
Actual Answer: Obviously stay omnipotent, but create an exact carbon copy of this dimension and then only screw with that dimension, I would leave a normal version of myself to live in the original dimension.
Then I would rule over the other dimension and every would do everything I said exactly.
Some ban worthy (non-violent) things might happen to some people of a certain gender...
^Seems to have quite a few good ideas... I'd undo all of them.Mjolnir07 said:
Make myself permanently omnipotent and then give myself omniscience. Then I would put the universe into an endless cycle of 1000 years of suffering, followed by 1000 years of prosperity.
Make 'magical' ways for all life in the universe to contact and visit each other. In the event of no other life in the universe make it. Make real furries that are deeply disturbed by no furries getting off on them. Take away WMDs and for a little while guns forcing people to settle things old school if they had problems. Form a star sized palace made of energy and crystal floating at the direct center of all things. Tell people gravity exist because I want it to. Create a dragon for every planet with life, the dragons being my representatives to keep me from having to check on shit myself. Various other things.
I would slam on my brakes right in front of that guy who was tailgating me this morning and let him slam into me...then walk back to his car in my godly untouched, unscathed body and pull his legless mass from his car and as he is looking up at me in awe and horror I would say..."Now, you see why that's a bad idea." Then I would make time reverse back to before the crash but let him remember everything that just happened and let it haunt him for the rest of his miserable life...eh-hem...I've, uh...I've thought this all out before...
omnipotent for a day list
1. make myself omni potent forever
2. create for myself my own custom warlock guitar
3. create the best computer ever
4. create an underground fortress equipped with everything a gamer needs
5. give it AIR CONDITIONING (it is so god damn hot where i live right now!!)
6. make sure no one except select friends and family know im omnipotent, i dont what that kind of fame
7. have a massive dragon as a pet!
8. the rest i will do when the time comes
9 ???????
10. live a happy life
ohh and make starcraft 2 be released before humanity goes extinct
1. make myself omni potent forever
2. create for myself my own custom warlock guitar
3. create the best computer ever
4. create an underground fortress equipped with everything a gamer needs
5. give it AIR CONDITIONING (it is so god damn hot where i live right now!!)
6. make sure no one except select friends and family know im omnipotent, i dont what that kind of fame
7. have a massive dragon as a pet!
8. the rest i will do when the time comes
9 ???????
10. live a happy life
ohh and make starcraft 2 be released before humanity goes extinct
Omnipotent for a day? Easy. Find some way to retain power, even if it's not all powerful. Basically, if you can have everything at your fingertips, but only for a limited time, you should probably make the most of it. Part of that should be to see if you can still keep a few tricks.
Gather secrets, learn all I can that governments and important people keep secret, and use them to better the world, and use them to my own advantage.
This....Plus I'd get an island with a time dilation field on it and place some monkeys and various other animals on it.....Then when it was turned on, for every second that passed in the real world, 500 years would pass on that island. I'd then see how the society and species evolved. Island of the Apes anyone?Jedoro said:
I would go back in time and make myself not act like a selfish, immature little brat in February / March of 2007 so that I could keep the love of my life and stay in school and keep my chance at having a happy, healthy future.
And maybe that in and of itself is selfish (Should I say something about world peace here? Okay, I wish for world peace...), but you know what? I'm human, and I only have one life to live.
And maybe that in and of itself is selfish (Should I say something about world peace here? Okay, I wish for world peace...), but you know what? I'm human, and I only have one life to live.
Go back to 1979 and prevent a certain few pieces of legislation from passing through Congress...
Then I'd cure cancer.
Then I'd learn all science that is and will be. Then I'd narrow down those sciences to those that are true.
Then I'd make myself omnipotent forever, make myself known to all people of faith, and just to piss off the Pope, I'd only talk to Baptists. And Jews.
From then on, I'd just screw around in whatever way I find appropriate at the time.
Then I'd cure cancer.
Then I'd learn all science that is and will be. Then I'd narrow down those sciences to those that are true.
Then I'd make myself omnipotent forever, make myself known to all people of faith, and just to piss off the Pope, I'd only talk to Baptists. And Jews.
From then on, I'd just screw around in whatever way I find appropriate at the time.
I would have a conversation with everyone in the world for the day. Talk to them about how they're living their lives, guide them on a better path were they think more for themselves, and less like lemmings who will willingly jump off a cliff shouting 'yippee!'.
Not only would this give me a better perspective on the world, but I would also be able to get people to ask themselves some hard questions, and also discover a whole bunch of wacky secrets.
Then I would go back in time I get rid of all incredibly shit music, starting with Katy Perry, and working backwards from there.
And then I would make 'them' make all the awesome stuff they should have already made, such as more seasons of Firefly, an Alien vs. Predator movie that doesn't suck, so on and so on.
I would also give myself a perfect clean bill of health, so that I could die of old age at 100+. And lots of money.
And if, and there's a big if, there is such a thing as true love, I would like to know who that is.
I wouldn't want to be omnipotent forever, but I guess I would try and find a way to hold onto it for a while longer. Power corrupts, I've read enough comics to have learnt that lesson already.
Oh, and then I would go back in time, and snatch key figures out of history just before they die, replace them with a soulless clone then have lots of fun. Imagine Jesus vs. Hitler for real? Or Ghandi vs. Martin Luther King - the awesomeness!!!
Not only would this give me a better perspective on the world, but I would also be able to get people to ask themselves some hard questions, and also discover a whole bunch of wacky secrets.
Then I would go back in time I get rid of all incredibly shit music, starting with Katy Perry, and working backwards from there.
And then I would make 'them' make all the awesome stuff they should have already made, such as more seasons of Firefly, an Alien vs. Predator movie that doesn't suck, so on and so on.
I would also give myself a perfect clean bill of health, so that I could die of old age at 100+. And lots of money.
And if, and there's a big if, there is such a thing as true love, I would like to know who that is.
I wouldn't want to be omnipotent forever, but I guess I would try and find a way to hold onto it for a while longer. Power corrupts, I've read enough comics to have learnt that lesson already.
Oh, and then I would go back in time, and snatch key figures out of history just before they die, replace them with a soulless clone then have lots of fun. Imagine Jesus vs. Hitler for real? Or Ghandi vs. Martin Luther King - the awesomeness!!!
I would smite humanity, and give them proof to believe in a god.. ME!
But before my powers are diminished at the end of the day, I would obtain large amounts of money, land, and then I would get a pet velociraptor and a cutlass, so I could ride around yelling at people.
Then I would make another, smaller god, who listens to my every command, so though I won't infringe on the rulse by making myself omnipotent forever, I would still have a buddy who would do all the stuff for me.
But before my powers are diminished at the end of the day, I would obtain large amounts of money, land, and then I would get a pet velociraptor and a cutlass, so I could ride around yelling at people.
Then I would make another, smaller god, who listens to my every command, so though I won't infringe on the rulse by making myself omnipotent forever, I would still have a buddy who would do all the stuff for me.
ok, after the givens I.E make myself omnipotent forever etc etc. I would truely help humanity by giving us....Duke nukem forever. and then kill some stuff.
Make myself omnipotent forever for starters. Then create a common language among all people of the planet. Use the language to give France an ultimatum, "ATTENTION PEOPLE OF FRANCE, either stop being french within the next 5 hours or face the consequences!" After the five hours are up light all of France on fire and burn it to the ground. Then build a giant tetris game on the ruins of France. After that, contact the united states government and demand they hand over Stephenie Meyer so she can face he punishment for creating that damn series. After that...I dunno, play inFamous for a while. I'll get around to curing world hunger at some point...maybe. I haven't decided if I wanted to turn Africa into a giant Time Crisis and Galaga arcade yet.