If you were president of America...
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I'd be a right wing psychopath who declared war on anyone not American and not white whilst introducing tax breaks for the rich and punitive rises for the poor.
The people would love me as if I were their son...
The people would love me as if I were their son...
I'd block your internet access to prevent you making any more of these threads. Jeez, get some originality why don't you?Jv14 said:
Then, gawd, I think I'd improve education, if only to remove the stereotype of all Americans being dumb.
No, I'd retire from the job ASAP and get the heck out of Dodge. Way too many problems to solve in America, both in national and international politics and within the nation and the very organizations that comprise the government and it's branches.
I'd never be able to sleep and even working 20h a day I doubt I'd be done in anything less than a few decades.
I'd never be able to sleep and even working 20h a day I doubt I'd be done in anything less than a few decades.
If I was president of the US I'd probably be compaired to Hitler.
It seem's every US president is being compaired to Hitler these days.
It seem's every US president is being compaired to Hitler these days.
Well Obama has been breathing a lot of the old Oxygen lately.Casual Shinji said:
You know who else used to breathe Oxygen... Hitler!
Just saying, it's a bit of a coincidence...
Actually I was thinking about their current reaction to Obama.wooty said:
If it's not necessarily the president they want, it's certainly the one they deserve.
I've actually reported his profile account, with an account of the "allarmingly large number" of rubbish content.Danny Ocean said:
I don't normally hate on a person, but by golly, this person is annoying, i'll still try to contribute though.
I can't be the President of America because i'm French, there you go, but if I somehow did manage I'd make them all learn French to see how difficult it is to communicate to someone in a different language, then my poor comments wouldn't be so harshly critisiced from time to time.
A lot of Americans have the strange habit of compairing everyone to Hitler. The Democrats did it with Bush and now the Republicans do with Obama. These people have way to much time on their hands.MA7743W said:
I'd make the devil my vice-president and have a trapdoor that leads to a shark pit at the spot where people stand infront of my desk...
But Cheney couldn't serve anymore terms, though.WraithPrince said:
I'd try my hardest to fix diplomatic relations with other countries, but then again that's just me, cause I live in the US and see the problems. Also, I'd fire Sarah Palin into the sun
What would it be like? Read on!
First of all, there would be no "My fellow americans" speeches. I hate those. Next, I would be unofficially dubbed as "President Badass" for my policy of 'cutting through the shit and laying out the issues in plain english', because I hate how people handle politics and I do not like the double-talk. If you wanna say something, SAY IT.
Here's how I would respond on certain important issues...
Military: "It's a funny thing. There wouldn't be all this military spending if certain people hadn't wasted it on such wonderful ideas as trying to blow up a desert for a few years. And don't even start on the whole 9/11 crap, because everyone knows that Iraq didn't have anything to DO with it."
Terrorism: "Okay, you insist? I'll tell you what I think. Terrorism cannot be destroyed. Not terrorism. It's an abstract notion that apparently nobody seems to get. You can't just blow it up. You have to find the way to make terrorists not want to do anyone harm anymore, so that the desire fades away. Read your Alan Moore books. Ideas are strictly bullet-proof."
Education: "I'm only gonna say this once. Teachers, earn your money and actually TEACH your fucking classes right. Earn those paychecks! And then, in return, when you decide that somebody should be flunked, I won't argue about it and there won't be a ludocrous program to make idiots get a passing grade. If you are DUMB, then you should be told so as a measure to force you to TRY HARDER. Unless you have a REAL learning disability certified by a DOCTOR who knows his stuff."
I'd probably make a pitch to divert the training of soldiers to the creation of a robotic heavy-armor force, because we pointlessly waste the lives of actual flesh-and-blood soldiers. Assuming I'm in a good mood, this leads me to saving the world from itself. If I'm not...then you're all fucked.
First of all, there would be no "My fellow americans" speeches. I hate those. Next, I would be unofficially dubbed as "President Badass" for my policy of 'cutting through the shit and laying out the issues in plain english', because I hate how people handle politics and I do not like the double-talk. If you wanna say something, SAY IT.
Here's how I would respond on certain important issues...
Military: "It's a funny thing. There wouldn't be all this military spending if certain people hadn't wasted it on such wonderful ideas as trying to blow up a desert for a few years. And don't even start on the whole 9/11 crap, because everyone knows that Iraq didn't have anything to DO with it."
Terrorism: "Okay, you insist? I'll tell you what I think. Terrorism cannot be destroyed. Not terrorism. It's an abstract notion that apparently nobody seems to get. You can't just blow it up. You have to find the way to make terrorists not want to do anyone harm anymore, so that the desire fades away. Read your Alan Moore books. Ideas are strictly bullet-proof."
Education: "I'm only gonna say this once. Teachers, earn your money and actually TEACH your fucking classes right. Earn those paychecks! And then, in return, when you decide that somebody should be flunked, I won't argue about it and there won't be a ludocrous program to make idiots get a passing grade. If you are DUMB, then you should be told so as a measure to force you to TRY HARDER. Unless you have a REAL learning disability certified by a DOCTOR who knows his stuff."
I'd probably make a pitch to divert the training of soldiers to the creation of a robotic heavy-armor force, because we pointlessly waste the lives of actual flesh-and-blood soldiers. Assuming I'm in a good mood, this leads me to saving the world from itself. If I'm not...then you're all fucked.