If you were president of America...

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effilctar

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Jv14 said:
What would it be like?
All the Burgershops would be demolished and replaced with Hesburger (like finnish mcdonalds) and drug dealers deal with new stuff - Bigmacs.
You've been with us for 4 days and you've harmed our sacred forums beyond reparation with your already done threads. stop and use the search button, or just get off the forums altogether
 

Dioxide20

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Casual Shinji said:
MA7743W said:
Casual Shinji said:
If I was president of the US I'd probably be compaired to Hitler.

It seem's every US president is being compaired to Hitler these days.
Well Obama has been breathing a lot of the old Oxygen lately.
You know who else used to breathe Oxygen... Hitler!
Just saying, it's a bit of a coincidence...
A lot of Americans have the strange habit of compairing everyone to Hitler. The Democrats did it with Bush and now the Republicans do with Obama. These people have way to much time on their hands.
BUT OBAMA LIVES IN A HOUSE, AND SO DID HITLER... but i live in a house too...*gasp I'M COMPARABLE WITH HITLER!!!! OH NOz!!!

I would fix the welfare situation, so people would be more inclined to go get jobs rather then sit on their lazy asses and live on the governments dollar. I would set goals to have alternative energy in cars as soon as 2011. I would make becoming a US citizen easier. I would fix the education system. AND I WOULD MAKE BEING SMART LOOK COOL! :D
 

newguy77

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I would stage a fake coup to make all of our debt disappear. The new nation would be called Octavia and I would rule it from behind the scenes so the visible leader would get all the flac and I could laugh at him.
 

Del-Toro

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wooty said:
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I'd be a right wing psychopath who declared war on anyone not American and not white whilst introducing tax breaks for the rich and punitive rises for the poor.

The people would love me as if I were their son...
Bush's term is over though, time for change?
It was "Time for change" 5 years ago.
 

paragon1

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newguy77 said:
I would stage a fake coup to make all of our debt disappear. The new nation would be called Octavia and I would rule it from behind the scenes so the visible leader would get all the flac and I could laugh at him.
I see I'm not the only one who watches Onion videos.
 

farmerboy219

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when ever i think of american presidents i think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR7DtZ_whLg
 

NRX

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things I would do as president.
1. build that wall btwn US and Mexico, electric and barbwire with cement base, at least 10 feet high. Let's see those illegal immigrants jump the border now >=D *edit* it would also pump some action in that economy.
2. government spending is fail, need to clean up the corruption.
3. Reduce America's dependence on not only energy sources, but alot of other things. There is too much "made in China" bull-. America has such a unfavorable balance of trade its sickening.
4. let's go nuclear and send the waste to the moon. Srsly, there's nothing there and it would be something to do while taking those trips up there. After going to nuclear energy, we find ways to add solar, wind, and electric energy over time.
5. education reform. Knowledge is power. Add a financial responsibility class in there, so we don't have people needlessly going into debt for their stupidity/ignorance of how it works.
6. Keep that place in Cuba open, but reduce only to those who are war criminals. There will be no more of this, I hijack you and take you there b/c I u look suspicious rhetoric.
7. limit terms for all politicians, not just presidents but senators and house members as well.
On another note. I disagree with Obama on many policies. Universal Healthcare will do nothing for this country at this time. Look at Massachussetts. The rationing there has already begun. Making it affordable for those who don't have it would be much more efficient and less costly. Also, to keep regulations and laws that prohibit the insurance companies to 'cheat out it's customers'. It's b/c people are up to their asses in debt that ppl aren't gonna spend. So in lieu of that, I would've spent the stimulus package on reducing personal debt a certain percentage for every American out there, because debt is only good if you can be fiscally responsible about it.

I see alot of ppl don't like that faux news channel. lulz.

P.S. Do keep Glenn Beck alive, you can kill the others if u want.

P.P.S Obama isn't what he appears. My gut feeling tells me something is off with him and my gut feelings are usually right.
 

A random person

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Reform the education system. School shouldn't be that place of oppression you're forced to go to, and the curriculum should be more challenging, especially with science. And health classes really need to die.

Make prison focus on rehabilitation. It's better to set an ex-criminal (as in: doesn't commit crimes anymore) free than to keep him locked up and then commit crimes again, which seems to be what usually happens. Also, I'd use community service more and try penalties other than prison. "Unusual" means inconsistent severity of punishments, judges can try to be a bit creative.

Use nuclear power. Seriously guys, Chernobyl was very badly designed by a guy who only made bridges. The waste would be quite an issue, however (Metal Gear Solid made me jumpy about Materials Unaccounted For)

Reduce the military budget. They'd still have a lot, but they should be more efficient, not to mention that as it is we could probably destroy the world. Most of the cuts would be in weapons development we don't need, since I'm not willing to cut the salaries of our brave soldiers.

Legalize gay marriage. Seriously, why haven't we done this already.

Crack down on behavior modification camps like WWASP (look it up and be disgusted). Oh yeah, those are going to be raided.

And the usual stuff I should do, like cut wasteful spending, crack down on corruption, try to be on friendly terms with the world, stuff like that.
 

A random person

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paragon1 said:
dalek sec said:
Fox News would be outlawed.
All hail President Dalek Sec, savior of America! Can we have Glen Beck and Sean Hannity executed as well?
I'm disappointed in you, Paragon. How could you forget about Ann Coulter? She's even worse than those two. Also, can we execute Rush Limbaugh by painkillers?
 

soren7550

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Let's see...

If I somehow became president, I'd immediately have Hillary Clinton, Jack Thompson, Courtney Love, my father and a few other people publicly executed. Then, I'd pull all of the American troops out of Afghanistan so that I could bomb the shit out of it until its surface has been melted to glass. Also, I'd temporally stop aide to foreign nations so that I could fix up the country. I'd also make it so that more of our stuff was made in America and a lot less of it in China.

Oh yeah, I'd do some of that going green stuff as well.
 

Amnestic

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Use nuclear power. Seriously guys, Chernobyl was very badly designed by a guy who only made bridges. The waste would be quite an issue, however (Metal Gear Solid made me jumpy about Materials Unaccounted For)
You shove it under mountains until it becomes inert. Plus, there's far less waste than MGS made out. A lot of it can be reused again and again by the same power plant that produces it (meaning no transport costs!) and generally the final product of waste is much smaller than they made it out to be.

4. let's go nuclear and send the waste to the moon. Srsly, there's nothing there and it would be something to do while taking those trips up there. After going to nuclear energy, we find ways to add solar, wind, and electric energy over time.
You'd have to pay for the rocket fuel to send it into space. Not cheap. Plus, rockets have had a habit of going wrong at times. A space rocket blowing up in mid atmosphere full of nuclear waste=Not a good plan.

7. limit terms for all politicians, not just presidents but senators and house members as well.
Already in effect. A Senator's term is six years as I recall, with 1/3rd being re-elected every two years. Members of the House of Representatives serve two year terms.

6. Keep that place in Cuba open, but reduce only to those who are war criminals. There will be no more of this, I hijack you and take you there b/c I u look suspicious rhetoric.
That word you're using, I do not think it means what you think it means.

1. build that wall btwn US and Mexico, electric and barbwire with cement base, at least 10 feet high. Let's see those illegal immigrants jump the border now >=D *edit* it would also pump some action in that economy.
Enjoy finding Americans willing to drive taxis and clean up your crap. Immigrants are good, illegal immigrants not so much. If you're going to step up action against illegal immigrants than making your immigration laws a bit less draconic would be recommended.

20 years wait to find out if a person has been approved or not is frankly stupid. I'm not surprised there's illegal immigration.