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alwaysrockon

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a boozaka
a a grapling hook
a dragon
need i say more
ride off on dragon with grappling hook. firing bazooka randomly in air while screaming and singing spanish folk songs.
my dreams... my reality
 

Amnestic

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(ZHU) Michael post=18.74131.823161 said:
a bucket (to carry things with)
a cow (so I could have milk)
and a katana (see previous)
...a katana so you could have milk? You have a katana which makes milk? That's pretty cool.
 

The Black Adder

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AuntyEthel post=18.74131.822940 said:
Enough LSD to last a lifetime (might as well)
Hundreds of Sensi and Ducksfoot seeds

If there's already enough food and water...

Dita von Teese
I'm definitely with you on this one.
 

The Iron Ninja

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I wouldn't need anything. If the island has crabs they can pander to my every whim, using mystical crab magic to create exquisite tree houses all across the island, complete with bars and casinos.

If the island doesn't have crabs, then

1. Crabs
2. Crabs
3. Crabs
 

pieeater911

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Ultrajoe post=18.74131.822942 said:
A fully furnished house.

An unlimited generator.

An internet connection.
Something makes me think that a fully furnished house might be considered more than one item.



Anyway, I'm assuming said Island is tropical and has ample amounts of obtainable food and water and is not in some parallel dimension were generators with infinite power exist.

1. A machete that has a hidden survival knife in the handle (I've seen them before, and they are packaged together, so I'm counting it as one item).

2. A hammock

3. A harmonica
 

Bulletinmybrain

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Hunde Des Krieg post=18.74131.823035 said:
A knife a blanket and an attractive redheaded chick.
The knife for a basic tool, the blanket to keep me warm and the redhead to keep me warmer.
I got a slight variation.

Bitchin' Machette/Desert eagle combo+ammo. A kinda like recish house of sorts thats furnished.(Even if its a bed, Table, Shower+space to store stuff like all the deagle ammo I would bring/food and the shower having all the things women want and soap for a life time. And a really cute chick with glasses with black hair.

Possible fourth item? Video camera with 100gigs of space and a night lens.
 

Captain Wes

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Amnestic post=18.74131.823164 said:
...a katana so you could have milk? You have a katan which makes milk? That's pretty cool.
I'm a wizard-samurai. I have like 200 mana and I'm at level 75 for blade skills.
also it's an enchanted katana that casts milk.
And another also I have a gun that shoots ninja's filled with napalm and pidgeon shit. also it gives you + 500 health and summons hot chicks with guitars in a shower so overall my life is pretty sweet
 

Captain Wes

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pieeater911 post=18.74131.823172 said:
Something makes me think that a fully furnished house machete that has a hidden survival knife in the handle might be considered more than one item.
Nobody Hurts ULTRAJOE On My Watch
 

Amnestic

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(ZHU) Michael post=18.74131.823186 said:
pieeater911 post=18.74131.823172 said:
Something makes me think that a fully furnished house machete that has a hidden survival knife in the handle might be considered more than one item.
Nobody Hurts ULTRAJOE On My Watch
I'm sure Ultrajoe is quite capable of defending himself.
 

Captain Wes

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Amnestic post=18.74131.823188 said:
I'm sure Ultrajoe is quite capable of defending himself.
I just wanted to help... but ok... whatever... I'll be in this corner...ummm.... don't look at me
*cries*
 

Bulletinmybrain

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(ZHU) Michael post=18.74131.823202 said:
Amnestic post=18.74131.823188 said:
I'm sure Ultrajoe is quite capable of defending himself.
I just wanted to help... but ok... whatever... I'll be in this corner...ummm.... don't look at me
*cries*
Ultrajoe could defend himself by just showing his pixellated head into a conversation.
 

The Iron Ninja

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I don't think Ultrajoe even needs people saying how he doesn't need people to defend him.
Especially since it's rather off topic (and I'm a man who knows alot about off topic posts)
 

ffxfriek

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id take an ample source of food and water for 1
my sweetheart for number 2
and and for number 3 hmm i guess itd have to be a source of heat to keep warm at night
 

zacaron

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1 a laptop with satalite internet
2 a boat (with provisions and food and a generator)
3 an invisible barrier breaking device
 

JuniorMartin

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An axe

A tent

And every book known to man

I know what your thinking "books why Books" well books are good for more then just reading i,e they burn, they're sturdy, they have layers.
 

ffxfriek

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zacaron post=18.74131.823253 said:
1 a laptop with satalite internet
2 a boat (with provisions and food and a generator)
3 an invisible barrier breaking device
no boats lol
 

shadow_pirate22

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1. All the materials needed for building a nice house, including a solar powered generator, water cleaner, and magical food generator of some sort.
2. A beautiful, kind, and interesting woman.
3. An anti-nuke shield for the island.

Now bring on the nuclear apocalypse!
 

mr mcshiznit

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labtop or pc that doubles as a microwave(I see your invisable island wall and raise you a microwave/PC)
my zune player
hotpockets....all of them...ever....