If you were stuck on an island...

[AuntyEthel]

I wouldn't need anything. If the island has crabs they can pander to my every whim, using mystical crab magic to create exquisite tree houses all across the island, complete with bars and casinos.

If the island doesn't have crabs, then

1. Crabs
2. Crabs
3. Crabs

You must be the only person on this planet who enjoys having crabs.

Sorry, couldn't resist!

 

[ElephantGuts]

Alright, more seriously:

Duct tape.
An axe.
A gun (with ammo of course).

 

[Avatar Roku]

id take an ample source of food and water for 1
my sweetheart for number 2
and and for number 3 hmm i guess itd have to be a source of heat to keep warm at night

Why would you take her with you? Now she's trapped too! You're just a horrible human being

 

[NeedAUserName]

1) A harem of beautiful naked ladies
2) A loyal empire
3) Loads and loads of clean water and food

No you tell me thats not good living.

 

[Sensenmann]

1. Teleporter
2. Shotgun
3. Zombies

 

[NeedAUserName]

1. Teleporter
2. Shotgun
3. Zombies

As fun as that would be, that would just exacerbate your predicament.

 

[huntedannoyed]

A working televison with cable, a peach tree, and a still.

 

[SpikedDeception]

1) A girl I have in mind.
2) Xbox 360
3) Fallout 3

'Nuff said. She'd be lured AWAY from my nerdiness and find a way off the island. Or at least to food.

 

[Sensenmann]

1. Teleporter
2. Shotgun
3. Zombies

As fun as that would be, that would just exacerbate your predicament.

Not really, if i was bored or frustrated, I could teleport off the island...

 

[Zykon TheLich]

The crashed plane wit

 

[thiosk]

Minions.

I would then order said minions in yellow jumpsuits to begin tunneling my evil base into the dead volcano, and subsequently training them to become valets, technicians, and quantum physists to speed up my takeover of the world.

 

[Sensenmann]

Mary Poppins bag (has everything in it)
A girl i have in mind
Worlds smartest engineer.

 

[TomNook]

1.A sexbot that can transform into any women I wish, who also has a Star Trek replicator in her stomach.

2.A shuttle craft.

 

[wewontdie11]

1.Lucy Pinder
2.10 inch di....No I have never been banned yet and I must resist the urge to start.

1.Barrel of Jack Daniels.
2.A certain woman I know.
3.My 80gig iPod filled with metal and funny videos.

 

[Jakeyboy776]

1.Lucy Pinder
2.10 inch di....No I have never been banned yet and I must resist the urge to start.

1.Barrel of Jack Daniels.
2.A certain woman I know.
3.My 80gig iPod filled with metal and funny videos.

Lol sounds about all you really need

 

[SteinFaust]

-M14 with an infinite mag (eliminates food/threat problems)

-controlled-fusion powered suit of armor (eliminates need for shelter/heating/music/video/power)

-integrated satellite net connection suite/force feedback codpiece(so i can get new stuff to listen to/watch on my suit...and enjoy it.)

 

[implodingMan]

-Lifetime supply of alcohol and various drugs
-Lifetime supply of fresh water.
-A life supply of food of some sort.

Having a guitar would be nice for a bit, but once the strings break then its pretty useless.

 

[Droshi]

Enough LSD to last a lifetime (might as well)
Hundreds of Sensi and Ducksfoot seeds

If there's already enough food and water...

Dita von Teese

I'm definitely with you on this one.

I was about to say the same thing. I like the way this man thinks. If you're stuck on the island for the rest of your life, might as well make it 10 times more interesting and awe-inspiring than it should be.