If you were to be a mutant what would your mutation be?

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The Sorrow

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Teleki-fuckin'-nesis.
That would just be AWESOME.

Ultrajoe said:
Mystique's power, for sure. Look like anyone, sound like anyone?

Oh, the shenanigans!
Oh, take off. You just want to be blue.
 

spuddyt

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Angel wings, that way I can start my own religion and make huge amounts of money (also I would like to be a gun toting angel....)
Alternately, the power to make things slippery remotely, with no visible sign and to remove this at will, to remove any sense of dignity from my target for evil!
 

Rocksa

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Magical Hans said:
Two extra opposable thumbs...fucken super evolution baby
I actually have an uncle that was born with two extra, working, opposable thumbs. I was told that he just pinched the ever loving hell out of everyone with them until they were able to get a doctor to agree to remove them. That's what I've been told anyway. No idea how true it is.

Anyway.

I'd have to go with Wolverine crazy 'survive being in hiroshima the day they dropped the bomb and also being tossed into the freaking sun' healing ability. Also, I'd have to pick up on Gambit's kinetic ability and maybe some teleportation a la` Jumper. Finally some telekenisis like in Push, maybe the abilty to use it with firearms to pull of some Wanted style bullet tricks.

Then again, once you've got the healing and the teleportation then you don't really need much else to become the world's most badass thief/assassin/supervillian. Being able to charge stuff up and make it explode is a plus at that point, and being able to lift and throw those same things around with your mind while forming shields just sweetens the pot.
 

Tharwen

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ix_tab said:
Always lightning for me. I don't care that it's not particularly useful, or that other powers are more fun.

Nothing can ever own the sheer awesomeness of lightning.
It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!!
 

Simon Hadow

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wasalp said:
hmm I would have to say a third cock ;)
Great start, get em' nice and creepified, hell knows I just got 12 more grey hairs...

but, on subject: I would have the power to shape shift prototype style.
 

sgtshock

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I would have eyes that could shoot any type of ray. It could shoot heat rays if I want my enemies to disintegrate before me, or gamma rays if I want to give them cancer. And maybe X-rays to see through women's clothing :D
 

NattyMichael

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Please Don said:
St.ANG3R said:
Please Don said:
Top of the list, Reality Manipulation.
isnt that what the phenoix can do?
That's more Matter Manipulation than full blown Reality Manipulation (Think God, or Taxi Driver, which are more or less the same in terms of power).
the phenoixs powers are stuff like life force manipulation, complete control over all forms of energy and matter, pyrokenisis and cosimcy powers lol that seems like reality manipulation if it isnt whats reality manipulation
 

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Please Don said:
St.ANG3R said:
Please Don said:
St.ANG3R said:
Please Don said:
Top of the list, Reality Manipulation.
isnt that what the phenoix can do?
That's more Matter Manipulation than full blown Reality Manipulation (Think God, or Taxi Driver, which are more or less the same in terms of power).
the phenoixs powers are stuff like life force manipulation, complete control over all forms of energy and matter, pyrokenisis and cosimcy powers lol that seems like reality manipulation if it isnt whats reality manipulation
With Reality Manipulation one can do anything, for instance I could change the laws of physics, alter past events, destroy/create anything, etc.

When Joker became all powerful he made 2 + 2 = Fish, and I'm not saying he made everyone believe that, I'm saying that he made Fish the correct answer changing logic itself. Phoenix can't do that.
Logic is a human concept, so by changing the answer to a question that can only exist in a human's thoughts, you are in fact only changing people's interpretation of the concept and not any fundamental attributes of reality.
 

0p3rati0n

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I would what to have my body turn in to medal that would be sweet :)

Ionami said:
wasalp said:
hmm I would have to say a third cock ;)
Third?

Really?

You sure about that number?
I think he is....... I guess there was already a mutation in his DNA........ Soooooooooooo CHEATER!
 

CuddlyCombine

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Technically, a real mutant wouldn't have superpowers, unless their superpower included voiding the laws of physics. I mean, it's highly unlikely that you'll get a replication error resulting in your control of ice.

That being said, I'd like to have control of temperature. This way I could use both fire- and ice-related abilities, and also fly.
 

Trivun

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Peter Petrelli pre-dad intervention. Or to put it another way, Rogue but without needing to touch you, and without the whole 'life-drain' side effect. Hence I would basically have every power listed so far (yes, including the apparent mystical third cock) and would therefore pwn all of your asses :D
 

mooncalf

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I've said it before. Tyrokinesis, the ability to spontaneously rupture vehicle tyres, handy for getaways, races and people who cut you off or otherwise annoy you. Track treads would be my deadly nemesis? :D