If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[The Afrodactyl]

To make them get out of my happy place.

It's mine, damn you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For using your nintendo-sanctioned avatar as your Escapist avatar.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For being flame-retardant.

 

[Scde2]

For shivering.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For hitting someone for shivering.
For all you know, they were getting frostbite.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For hazing such bizarre memories.

 

[lex.nero]

For looking almost too cute...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For pointing a gun at me.

 

[Scde2]

For forgetting to breath.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For trying to revive me.

 

[Scde2]

To ease our obvious sexual tension between us.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

To make sure you keep your pants on.

 

[The Clown]

Because...HE STOLE MY FUCKING MUFFINS!!!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

For interrupting me while eating delicious muffins.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For SPILLING YOUR DRINK on me.

 

[Best of the 3]

Because you'll recover from the hit.

 

[Scde2]

Because I don't have a reason to.

 

[Best of the 3]

Because he should have a reason.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you need to stop giving me "cake".

 

[Best of the 3]

Because he doesn't want any more "cake" ;_;

That doesn't stop me giving you cake though