If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For offering me /cake/

 

[Admiral Stukov]

For not accepting the 'cake'.

 

[Best of the 3]

For trying to get me to make people to except my "cake".

 

[TheDoctor455]

For not letting me try that eyepatch on!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For not wearing an eyepatch!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

for not accepting the eyepatch as your god

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For thinking I hadn't!

 

[Scde2]

For thinking.

 

[Sacman]

Because my smoke detector needs new batteries...<.<

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For not knowing who Alec Guinness is.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For not delivering my pizza in 30 minutes or less.

 

[brtshstel]

Because I like to bully around weird people who use the adjectives "friendly-neighborhood-" which to refer to themselves. Ever hear of Spider-man?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For not making enough appearances!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

For making too many appearances today

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For not knowing the meaning of too many appearances.

 

[Scde2]

For disorienting me by changing the colors in his avatar.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For insisting that I stay one color!

 

[Scde2]

For failure to comply.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For thinking I'm the droid you're looking for!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For not being the droid I'm looking for.