If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[AwesomeExpress]

For not watching The Walking Dead.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I like to bully around weird people who use the adjectives "friendly-neighborhood-" which to refer to themselves. Ever hear of Spider-man?

Yes. That's the joke.

OT:
For not inviting me to watch The Walking Dead with you!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For coming to my house very time they want to watch a show.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For... no...
I can't hit you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't hit you. A book fell on you. Don't shake the shelves.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

for keeping books around TheDoctor455 letting him get hit

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For looking at me like that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oop! I meant to hit that psychotic 4-year old! Are you okay?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yep. Don't trip on that spilled ice cre-
Too late...

 

[Scde2]

For liking ice cream.

 

[Steppin Razor]

For hitting someone for liking ice cream.

 

[Scde2]

For hitting an emo...And enjoying it!

 

[Steppin Razor]

For enjoying all the abuse, I punish you with more abuse.

..wait a second, that seems sort of counter-productive...

 

[Scde2]

For not deciding what do to!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Because he doesn't actually like it.

 

[Scde2]

Because I actually do.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Which one, being beaten or beating me?

 

[Scde2]

Because "beaten" could be an innuendo.

 

[Steppin Razor]

For having a dirty mind.

 

[Scde2]

For having a clean, pure, innocent mind.