If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Girl With One Eye]

For walking funny.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

For having a trippy colored avatar and reminding me I have no more kush.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For having tiny text in their avatar.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

For not being able to read my text.

 

[Robert632]

For giving my a salad when I asked for soup.

 

[Zirat]

For insisting he had the soup when he ordered the salad.

 

[XSA37]

For opening the Ark of the Covenant... Even when Indiana Jones told him not to.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For not giving the option of soup or salad in the first place.

 

[Uncreative]

For getting that damn caramelldansen song stuck in my head again.

 

[Scde2]

For my own sick pleasure.

 

[Robert632]

To see if he wants to eat some of my liver.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Because he/she has Hyper Sonic Syndrome. A swift punch to the nose is the perfect cure.

 

[Scde2]

For being so cliche about stuff.

 

[Robert632]

For not knowing I'm a guy, and being to lazy to check my profile to see which gender I am.

 

[Scde2]

//_O For accusing me of Zero's shortcomings.

 

[Robert632]

For ninjaing my like the ************ that he is.

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[Scde2]

For implying that I had sexual relations with my mother.

 

[Robert632]

For not admitting to what I have seen him do to his mother.

 

[Zeromaeus]

For not knowing that I don't believe what anyone posts as their gender. Its the reason I often avoid using sentences that involves his/her. I can't be assed to do it all the time though.

 

[Robert632]

For thinking I'm one of those stupid assheads who think thay are being cute by not putting there correct gender up.