If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Zeromaeus]

Some do it for self-defense, but yeah I get you. Friendly shoulder punch.

 

[Robert632]

For not allowing me to stalk his dog.

 

[Zeromaeus]

...
My dog died last week.

 

[Robert632]

For not using his magic telepathy to tell me that.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

For not feeding his kitty properly.

 

[Sliverwings]

For not giving the kitteh noms

 

[IamQ]

Hulk smash!

 

[Dectomax]

Because I can....and because it would be funny.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

To see if it's funny now.

 

[Robert632]

To get his bacon.

 

[FrankatronX]

Pretty kitty won't stay still long enough for me to pet it.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

For being an enabler.

 

[SoloStoffe]

For being black and white.

 

[Sliverwings]

For being a redneck

 

[BrailleOperatic]

For being a pixelist.

 

[Robert632]

Because he has a bit of string.

 

[Zirat]

For being so mesmorizing

 

[BrailleOperatic]

For being Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.

 

[Zirat]

For not taking a seat, right over there

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For scaring people.