If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Girl With One Eye]

For being scared.

 

[Sliverwings]

To take out the other eye

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Because it is good sport.

 

[Scde2]

To cure him.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

To stop him strutting about like he owns the place!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To stop him from owning the ownership.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For not spelling "owning" with a 'p'.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

For being a backward grammar nazi.

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd try, but his awesome would render it pointless.

Yes, for making it sound like being a Grammar Nazi is a bad thing and for ninja'ing me.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For being ninja'd!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

For not deleting their ninja'd post.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For thinking I had a ninja'd post I should delete!

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

For being a ninja.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I don't hit girls.

 

[Scde2]

For being too cute.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

For stomping on my foot.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Because drawing magic sucks. And using cards and crap does too.

 

[Dectomax]

Because I'm bigger and stronger...and I'm evil!

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Because he stole my cookie.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

For kicks.