If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For being so grim all the time.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For being happy!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For not having enough skills to pay the bills..

 

[Dango]

For being more express than awesome.

 

[steeple]

because he keeps staring at me with that eye...

 

[Dango]

Because new Escapist layout is new.

 

[steeple]

because I already got used to it (pub-club and all that)

 

[Dango]

Because all the cool kids are talking about it.

 

[steeple]

because the cool kids are too cool to talk about it!

 

[Dango]

For being the coolest kid.

 

[steeple]

for being too school for cool...

and in a way that it somehow makes sense, nonetheless!

 

[DPeteD]

Theres a fly on your face!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're are... DEFEATED!

 

[Dango]

Because you're are is redundant.

 

[steeple]

because you're are a potato!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because what you're are what who?

 

[steeple]

because shut up...

 

[steeple]

because that's not in the right thread!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you don't share drinks with me! DX