If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[CounterAttack]

@lambi: Sounds like a plan. -CENSORED-

 

[Lambi]

Oh, CA. More, I want more. -CENSORED-

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Lambi and CA, yay! -CENSORED!-

 

[CounterAttack]

Ooh, that's something new. -CENSORED-

 

[Lambi]

Goat, let me run the plan with you one more time.

Why doesn't Hail Fire start with Goat, and the rest of you girls are with me?
Then Hail fire and ARP switch, then ARP and CA switch, then CA and Hail fire switch and so on.
What do you say?

Anywho...
*With Hail Fire and CA -CENSORED-*

 

[A random person]

And me too! CENSORED!

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

WHO THE HELL IS THAT IN THE WINDOW!??!?!

Spoiler: WINDOW

 

[CounterAttack]

Shh, don't talk, lambi. Just relax.
-CENSORED-

 

[Lambi]

Goat, the plan is:
Why doesn't Hail Fire start with Goat, and the rest of you girls are with me?
Then Hail fire and ARP switch, then ARP and CA switch, then CA and Hail fire switch and so on.
What do you say, Goat?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wonder why I get goat.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

You don't have to. You got the skull baby.

 

[CounterAttack]

Wait! What about pairing up with someone other than Goat or lambi? I'm sure Hail Fire and ARP could use some Seraph lovin'.

 

[Lambi]

Then who am I with?

 

[CounterAttack]

If I'm with Hail Fire, you get ARP, and vice-versa.
Now then...
-CENSORED-

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

@Lambi
Yourself. or that guy in the window, Your choice.

 

[Lambi]

No thanks. I think I'll stick to ARP.
Now, then...
*Grabs ARP, then -CENSORED-*

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Hellfire! CA! My lap! NOW!

 

[CounterAttack]

Well, excuse me! Here I am, chained to your body, and you just go off and -CENSORED- someone else!