If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[SteakHeart]

Aww, you can have me! -CENSORED-

 

[A random person]

And I'll join in too.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd join in.

 

[Lambi]

I won't.

 

[A random person]

Oh yes you will! And you're getting between me and Hail Fire!

 

[Lambi]

Alright, but Goat stays out of it, or I'm leaving.

 

[CounterAttack]

So why don't we just kick Goat out and we can get on with it?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

AAAAH! WHAT THE HELL IS ON MY FACE?!?!?!?

 

[Lambi]

Ice cream. What did you think it was?

 

[A random person]

Me, of course!
*rubs self over skull*

 

[CounterAttack]

Oi! That was my ice-cream, lambi! For that, I'm chaining you to the wall.
*gets out chains and cuffs*

 

[Lambi]

Ooh! Kinky. Rawr.

 

[A random person]

I have more kinkiness where that came from!
*magically binds lambi and CA*

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Grabs ARP. BAD! In the cage! now! *Opens cage door*

 

[CounterAttack]

Ooh, nice one, ARP. But lambi needs to be punished for using up my ice-cream.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd bandage myself up before joining.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'd ask if she's ready for round 15.

 

[Lambi]

No.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Hmmm... The anime chicks are overwhelming. Lemme go get something. brb.