If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[CounterAttack]

Now then...
*grabs ARP's avvy and pulls her down to join us*

 

[A random person]

I know, I just clicked and was freaked out that users named ARP and CA actually existed.

Edit: You don't even have to pull me down.

 

[CounterAttack]

Fair enough, I guess.
*-CENSORED- ARP*

 

[Lambi]

*Hops to CA and ARP and -CENSORED-*

 

[CounterAttack]

*picks up lambi's avvy and carries her downstairs to the basement*

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

*-CENSORS- all over CounterAttack and Lambi's -CENSOR-*

 

[SteakHeart]

Woah, what did you guys do while I was gone?

 

[A random person]

*CENSORED's all over steakheart*

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

You don't even want to know. And by the way, you have white walls now, and the refrigerator is broken.

 

[CounterAttack]

@steak
Well, lambi and I are in the basement and you're welcome to join us.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

:BACK TO THE SEX:

I give my -CENSORED- a good -CENSORING- and -CENSOR- gets all over Counterattack's -CENSOR-

 

[CounterAttack]

@AngryPants:
Hey, I didn't invite you down to the basement! Only anime girls are allowed in here... except me.
*throws you out and locks door*

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Owned... myself...

I'm gonna take a nap on the couch. Don't -CENSORING- touch me.

 

[A random person]

@CA: there's actually a guy named Steak; he joined in 2004.

On topic, can I join in that molestation?

 

[CounterAttack]

Alternatively, you could join me and lambi. We won't molest anyone if they're unwilling.

 

[A random person]

Alright, I'll join you guys instead. Just invite Hail Fire, 'k?

 

[CounterAttack]

Ok. *unlocks door and pulls you inside*