If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[CounterAttack]

@lambi:
Wow, these chains are really tight.

...
It's kind of a turn-on.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I keep my bandages on.
Edit: necessary bandages, might I add.

 

[Lambi]

@CA: Of course it is. Look at me.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

IM BACK! You'll never guess who I got now! cmon! guess!

 

[CounterAttack]

Saxton Hale? Cause I'd hit that.

@lambi: How can I not? We're so close to each other we're practically making out.

 

[A random person]

Bondage gear?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Nope!

Spoiler: THIS GUY!

[HEADING=2]LARRY THE CABLE GUY!!![/HEADING]

You'd sooo motorboat that.

 

[CounterAttack]

Ummm... No, I wouldn't.

 

[A random person]

Could you bring in Colbert? He are teh sexiness!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

@lambi, ARP and CA: bandages? No? I'm a sad neko...

 

[A random person]

You weren't quite yet!
*grabs his horns*

But you can't be involved with me and Hail Fire, understood?

 

[CounterAttack]

Or me and lambi. She's mine as long as we're in the same room.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Spoiler: How bout a little lesnar?

 

[A random person]

But if you're in different rooms we can share? Hmm...

Edit: Yeah, that's pretty much the deal. Maybe you could rub CA a little?

 

[Lambi]

And since I don't want Goat to be in the same room as I when there is sex to be done...

Why doesn't Hail Fire start with Goat, and the rest of you girls are with me?
Then Hail fire and ARP switch, then ARP and CA switch, then CA and Hail fire switch and so on.
What do you say?

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd whip out the strawberries

 

[A random person]

I'd erotically eat said strawberries with sloppy whipped cream.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I have the whipped cream! Its in my skull. I need someone to lick it out.