If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[KitsunetheFox]

I AM MAGICAL TREVOR!

And I will grant you one no questions asked, trademarked, no strings attached wish.

 

[Scde2]

What is an angry mechanic doing in my bed?

 

[MadMechanic]

Well, I've seen worse. The dead guy a few pages ago for starters...

 

[not_the_dm]

why do you pick on me?

 

[Scde2]

Because dead people have no rights.

 

[MadMechanic]

Because no-one likes a smelly corpse.
Get back to yer crypt!

[sub] I won't say it again! I have fire you know! [/sub]

Curse you!
Ninja'd How dare you push him out of my bed, only to complain again!

 

[ShockValue]

...*fires missile*

 

[not_the_dm]

*steps to one side*

 

[MadMechanic]

Missiles in the bedroom?
Is that a misile or are y

 

[not_the_dm]

*looks at the other corpse*
Now you know how I feel...

 

[MadMechanic]

Should the corpse be saying that to you?

*preps flame-thower*

 

[not_the_dm]

*jumps behind Shock*
Put it away or I'll sing and dance...

 

[MadMechanic]

Oh god! Not the singing and dancing! Thats a crime worse than the evils of Morris Dancing!
[sub] Although not as bad as the folk music... [/sub]

*lowers flamer* How dare you cower behind Shock!
Come and face death like a...oh wait. already dead...

 

[ShockValue]

I don't like the idea of being a human shield.

 

[not_the_dm]

That's better...
Mad's not trying to end me.

 

[MadMechanic]

Bad thats not! A deamon! Kill it kill it! Oh its only you...
[sub]Where did I put that flamer? [/sub]

 

[UnusualStranger]

Sorry about that...
Wanted to cook some hot dogs.
*returns flamer*

 

[MadMechanic]

Ahh, thanks mate.
Now, where the devil did that living corpse go to?

 

[not_the_dm]

'It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed'

 

[Scde2]

*Throws brick at MadMechanic*