If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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not_the_dm

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'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
 

MadMechanic

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Well, people have said worse to me when I've woken up.

And...curse you. Cos, I can't, since you paralyzed me, you meanie.

[sub] curse this mortal, fleshy body of mine! [/sub]
 

not_the_dm

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You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time
 

MadMechanic

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Can someone possibly help me?
Nice punch by the way. Fun to watch.

[sub] cos, yano, its not like I'll be doing much till then. Oooh look, a waffle on the ceiling... [/sub]
 

UnusualStranger

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Cause I punched you. And I punch for pain.

Now....
*gives paralyze heal to Mad*
I wouldn't suggest eating that waffle. Don't remember the last time we made waffles.
 

UnusualStranger

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No problem Mad.
I like to keep everyone alive and moving around here.

Thanks for the hammer.
By the way, watch out for the coffee machine.
 

MadMechanic

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Ah yes, I noticed the coffee machine earlier.

I still haven't found all my toes.
But, it won't be doing that to me any time soon. Lest it wish to face the wrath of my mighty power-hammer.
 

UnusualStranger

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Good to see you are informed!

However, I am forgetting my manners....
Welcome to the Lair! You will find that I have it quite well equipped with just about everything. I am Stranger, and quite a few other people show up around here from time to time to join in the craziness. Don't worry too much about it.
Usually, someone will bring out an improbability drive to cause some havoc, but we always clean up afterwords....
 

UnusualStranger

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@Shock: After Alpha's attempted hijacking of my flying fortress, and activation of the improbability drive, I would say we are on my flying fortress now.
 

Scde2

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What ever happened with my attempted invasion of Australia?
 

UnusualStranger

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@Shock: Probably a good thing. A lot of stuff got out of hand, only to be solved in the oddest of fashion.

@Scde2: I'm pretty sure the activation of the improbability drive took away your invasion.
 

ShockValue

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@Unusual: I actually enjoy being here when the craziness happens. So, it's disappointing that I missed his attempted hijacking.
 

UnusualStranger

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@Shock: Actually, that is where he got the designs for the improbability drive I have hidden. I have loads of fakes around here, but apparently put too much detail into them, allowing Alpha to make one himself.

I wouldn't worry though. I'm willing to bet it will happen more than once.
 

MadMechanic

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@Unusual:
Thanks for the official welcome.
Say, you don't happen to have a job for the role of mechanic take do you? Madness is a possible requirement?

[sub] please. I've been fired from everywhere else. I'm tempted to build my own mechanical job, but I don't know how. [/sub]