If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

The 10 page paper I have been working on is finished.

 

[ShockValue]

Celebrate!

 

[Scde2]

I...I'm too mentally exhausted to do anything.
*Collapses*

 

[ShockValue]

Too bad! You have to celebrate. *throws water on Scde2*

 

[Scde2]

Brain...shut...down.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*kicks Scde2*
Celebrate damn it.

 

[ShockValue]

But we have cake!

 

[Scde2]

The...cake...is...a...lie
(Needz mentatz)

 

[ShockValue]

*throws Mentats at Scde2*

 

[Scde2]

*Gets hit by Mentats container*
ow...

 

[Steppin Razor]

*throws a certain couple of pictures at Scde2*

 

[Scde2]

*Looks at pics*
HOLY SHIT
*Jumps up*

 

[ShockValue]

I'm just going to congratulate you before hand on your 5000 post.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Force update*
Start working properly already you stupid thread.

 

[Ghadente]

ah crap i'm going back to jail

 

[Magnatek]

Well, at least there's that metal lamppost over there, right?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Yes you are. But first *douses in petrol and lights on fire*
Die for playing the game properly!

 

[Scde2]

This pretty much covers me and my term paper

Spoiler

 

[ShockValue]

At least you're done now. Now go fix the teleporter.

 

[Steppin Razor]

What happened to the teleporter?