If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

@Mad: Well....I do have quite a bit to take care of around here.....
However, I need to know your area of expertise. What type of technology did you specialize in?

 

[MadMechanic]

@Unusual:
[sub] two years of tap, three of modern funk...oh wait, wrong CV... [/sub]
Oh you know, the general machinery. Give me something, and I can fix it. Or improve it...
Has a traditional Yorkshire engineer upbringing.

Toaster trying to kill you? Iron chasing your feet? I can solve it. Is your microwave in need of more flamers? I can add them.
You want to make a washing machine into a death weapon? Or vice-versa? I'm your man.
I get on well with all of machine kind. Robots included.

Also, as part of the 'yorkshire college of engineering' I come with big hammer of fixing. If it doesn't work, hit it. That usual solves it.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Mad: You sound quite qualified to work around here. You are hired. I am giving you security access to many places in my lair to repair, or possibly improve, many of the bots and equipment I have placed around here.

You're pay is exactly one personal Save/Restore point, with intelligent respawn point capability. I believe that is actually more than enough, but I am having an incredible day today.

 

[MadMechanic]

@Unusual: Thanks boss! You won't regret this!

[sub] now if only I could work out how this Save/Restore point thing works... whats it foor? [/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

*stabs Mad* That.

 

[MadMechanic]

*looks at stab wound*
Oh. I probably should have guessed I had that coming, shouldn't I?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*geass* die

So how is everyone this fine day?

 

[Scde2]

@Lelouch: Stressed.

 

[MadMechanic]

Greetings.
Tired, covered in oil and grease and slowly bleeding.
Your good self?

Ima gunna go sleep now. Before I make any silly decisions. Who knows who's avatar I'll wake up to next!

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Lelouch: Doing great. Been a very good day so far.
Don't be killing my newly hired help.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I tried to cronicle this thread for Alpha last night and it was very confusing.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Doc:.....

You actually tried to describe what happened here?
I can only imagine how that went.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I got all the way back to the lobsters taking over the lower floor.

 

[UnusualStranger]

You went back THAT far? That was quite a while ago.

And also, if I remember correctly, soon after that came the Barn.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yeah the barn *Looks at photo of it* Ahh! It was such a nice barn.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Great place....what ever happened to it?
I cannot seem to recall its destruction.

 

[ShockValue]

I think we nuked it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yeah nuked for the tower of flower power. Now that I think about it how did we survive the radiation?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, if I remember correctly, I had an escape jet car, which we used to escape.
We then arrived at my newly recreated place, which was replaced by the damn tower....I think that is how it went, anyway.

 

[Dr.Susse]

One day or more realistically one couple of days I might read the thread from the beginning and find out how it all started as a fresh faced thread on the rails with no chance of falling off.