If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[not_the_dm]

Why thank you my good... man...
Anyway... It shouldn't be too long now before we take off now. I'm sure you're welcome to come.

 

[Gunjack65]

Hmmmm. I had sex with death, what does that make me?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

SPARTA!
*Stabs in the head with a spork*

 

[Scde2]

*Wakes up, check wrists*
Well, I guess I didn't cut a main artery!

 

[not_the_dm]

Poor you. Guess I can't take you as one of my own then...

 

[Scde2]

Maybe at a later time! //_^

 

[not_the_dm]

I was refering to being dead you sick little sod!
*Shudder* now there's something I'd rather not think about...

 

[MadMechanic]

Hmm...why are the bed sheets coated in blood?
[sub] ooh look, a shiny razorblade! [/sub]

@Unusual: well boss, unless a certain someone has decided to undo all my work, about 90% of the ship is fully active.
100% of the important stuff - life support, engines, living quarters, the hull etc are ready. Its only the non-essential bits that need fixing.

I've checked, double and tripple checked everything, and its fine. We have a 98.26% efficiency rating on most of the systems.

 

[not_the_dm]

Are you looking at me Mad? I haven't touched a thing.

 

[MadMechanic]

It appears Scde2 had barely finished bleeding before you shoved him out of the bed, NTD.
And no, you are not the person I was looking at. I mean a certain garden gnome in a wizard outfit, who LAZOR'd the fortress...

 

[not_the_dm]

Ahh. I see. [sub]Said the blind man to his deaf daughter[/sub]

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Please don't suck anything other than my blood

 

[UnusualStranger]

HA!
Foolish gun wielding human.

@Mad: Excellent. I am going to assume that the non essential bits can be worked upon while we are airborne? If so, I would like to get us back up in the air.

 

[MadMechanic]

Ooh, pretty blades.

@Unusual - yes, they can be fixed whilst airborne. We have all the parts we need. The supply clerk (also me) accidentally ordered far too many toasters, kettles and microwaves - so we have all the spare parts we need.
And if we do need something I can't create myself, we can order in/collect.

So yes, up-up and away! (Or whatever it is you say)

 

[UnusualStranger]

A wrench? Really?

@Mad: Very well then! Everyone better get their things on board! Later this evening, I will be taking this bad boy off, and if you are not on, you'll have to take the teleport system!

Excellent work Mad.

 

[not_the_dm]

@Mad: I guess you got over that toaster fetish then...

 

[MadMechanic]

Yano, I prefered it when the dead stayed dead

Silence corspe! Or I'll be testing my theory that the main engines can be fueled by corpses.

[sub] why do people always notice the wrench? I assumed the respirator on my face might have been more noticable [/sub]

 

[not_the_dm]

You try and I'll start singing again...

 

[Scde2]

*Bandages wrists*
The fuck was I thinking!?

 

[not_the_dm]

Only you can answer that.