If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

I'm not even going to try to understand whatever the hell you are talking about.

 

[Dr.Susse]

which is why you win the internets.

 

[Scde2]

*Cries*
This has been the best b-day gift ever...The internet.

 

[ShockValue]

As a therapist I think you need to undergo more treatment. *throws Scde2 out a window*

 

[Scde2]

*Respawns*
I'm not paying you $100.00 an hour for you to do that to me!
Your fired!

 

[ShockValue]

I'm afraid I can't stop until you're cured.

 

[Scde2]

Cured of what exactly?
Emo-ism?

 

[BillyShakes]

"...what have I gotten myself into this time."

 

[Scde2]

Why are you tweaking out so much?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: No, I don't know what I need to cure you of. I'll figure that out later.

 

[Scde2]

Some therapist you are...

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I'm new at this! Still, I will cure you. You obviously need to be throw out of higher windows.

 

[Scde2]

I refuse anymore treatment until I know what it is that I need to be cured of!

 

[ShockValue]

You're insane. Delusional. Yeah...that. Now time for more treatment!

 

[Scde2]

I may be confused, but I'm not insane or delusional!

 

[ShockValue]

Trust me. I know what I'm doing. *pulls out chainsaw*

 

[Scde2]

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY HAIR!

 

[ShockValue]

I wasn't planning on doing anything to your hair.

 

[Scde2]

THEN YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY PENIS!

 

[ShockValue]

I wasn't planning on doing anything to that either...