If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[MadMechanic]

@Not - anything you can sing, I can sing worse.
Whatever you have, I can beat. (failing that, firepower)

That said, because of my industrial ear-defenders, and the machinery smashing away in my labs, I can't hear you!
Also, lets not forget the good sir-knight who punched you repeatedly after the first time. Boss (hopefully) has my back.

 

[Scde2]

I was confused!

Spoiler: Ha, you can say I hurt myself in my confusion

 

[not_the_dm]

Not even ear defenders can block out the rumble of a true bass. Besides, what are you going to do, kill me?

Edit: that was weird. Mad ninjas Scde who ninjas me...

 

[MadMechanic]

No, I'll do one of 3 things:
1) fully resurrect you, then kill you properly (as apparently Death isn't doing his job properly can't)
2) ram a holy-water and garlic covered stake, in the shape of the cross through your chest
3) slam you in the chryo chambers. And lock it. And weld the doors.

And believe me - I took the defenders to an Iron Maiden consert. Not even the great music of them could get through.

 

[Guttural Engagement]

Why are you black and white, but your eyes green?!?!?!

 

[not_the_dm]

What have you been smoking?

 

[MadMechanic]

And where can I get some of this substance?

[sub] for...uh...science. Uh, yeah, science...[/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

For science! *throws medical "Herb" at MadMecanic*

 

[MadMechanic]

Atleast you have have booze!

*catches 'herb'*
Thanks Doc. Oh, you may be interested in knowing that I've added 3 booze making machines in erm... 'strategic' areas of the fortress. With comfy chairs nearby. Enjoy.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*bows down before thee*

This might be the best lair yet! One question does it still float on the fear it generates from the ground walkers below?

 

[MadMechanic]

Erm...does Shock & awe, wonder (at how it exists), excitement, bowel-losening terror and the feeling of dread when entire armies surrender count?

Also, whatever fuel I put in the tank.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Good enough! Because the fear system is flawed. The fear eventually becomes worship which becomes complacency and finally doubt as the people try to prove we don't exist. Which is strange because a scientist should be trying to find if something does exist instead of looking at old facts and blindly agreeing.

 

[Scde2]

Lol wut?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I don't know anymore.

 

[Scde2]

Welcome to the club.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wow this club is great and I just have to give it most of my money.

 

[ShockValue]

You should give me all your money.

 

[MatParker116]

oh yeah

 

[Yureina]

Do they pay you for holding that sign up?

 

[sabbat]

To Sevre: My god, where are you eyes?!

To greyfox: What?! What are you laughing at, you crazy *****!??!

After which I'd choke her with the force.

That's rena from higurashi. it depends on the specific episode, even the specific arc who or what she is luaghing at. can't make out the background, which would give me some clue. depending on the arc, you may be right in calling her a crazy *****.