If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*hits Susse with truck*

 

[Dr.Susse]

All my favourite bones.....broken..

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Sorry, Susse....
*Steals wallet*

 

[Roxas1359]

Doc, you were going for matches!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Grabs my matches*
Why do I keep leavin' these out?

 

[Roxas1359]

*takes matches from Waffles*
You're the one leaving them out huh?
Well I'll just tell Shock. I hear Shock needs someone to beat up.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Injects Novocaine into forehead*
Haha! You can't beat up something that can't feel jang!
*Falls over*
Bin bebotect, bis wad not a ood iea and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Nice...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
(Trans: I don't not like where this is headed...)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Someone just pwned themselves.

 

[Devil's Due]

How old are you again? Do you know someone named Chris Hansen...? I should go.

(I play by the rules, re-railing the thread. Col. Quaritch, out!)

 

[Roxas1359]

Someone rerailing this thread?
That's hilarious.*looks for Waffles' head*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Rails? What rails? There's no rails. Silly people...

 

[ShockValue]

*Smacks Hail with the rails*

 

[Roxas1359]

@Shock: It was Waffles leaving out the matches and blaming you!

 

[ShockValue]

I know. I just wanted to hit Hail.

 

[Roxas1359]

Well seems a tad extreme no?

 

[ShockValue]

No. He would probably prefer that over me hugging him.

 

[Roxas1359]

Why would that hurt?
Does he think you've got germs or cooties or something? XD

 

[ShockValue]

As he puts it, he is allergic to hugs, etc.