How can I stay calm when I haven't sacrificed anything to my god in so long!?
Her Holiness will be disappoint!
Her Holiness will be disappoint!
If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....
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@Shock: Good idea.
@Stranger: Her Holiness never explicitly stated what her preferences are in regards to sacrifices, but she hasn't made any effort to stop us from sacrificing godless heathens in Her name.
@Tharwen: Keep that up and you'll be a sacrifice, too.
@Stranger: Her Holiness never explicitly stated what her preferences are in regards to sacrifices, but she hasn't made any effort to stop us from sacrificing godless heathens in Her name.
@Tharwen: Keep that up and you'll be a sacrifice, too.
Pfft, you didn't really think that you could just sacrifice me like that did you Bob? That'd be just foolish, being able to get rid of someone as high-ranking as I in Her Holiness Church.
Now stay still while I use this chainsaw to sacrifice you. And try not to scream too loud. Not only does it make you a little *****, but you could cause me some hearing damage.
Now stay still while I use this chainsaw to sacrifice you. And try not to scream too loud. Not only does it make you a little *****, but you could cause me some hearing damage.
Ah hah, you fell into my trap! Little did you realise that I applied poison to my hands just in case you tried to do something like that. It's a special form of poison though, in that it only affects godless heathens such as yourself.
NOW FUCKING HOLD STILL! Just because you're poisoned doesn't mean I'm not going to make a thanksgiving turkey out of you with my chainsaw.
*sacrifices Waffles throne*
There is only one omnipotent being, and She certainly isn't a throne.
NOW FUCKING HOLD STILL! Just because you're poisoned doesn't mean I'm not going to make a thanksgiving turkey out of you with my chainsaw.
*sacrifices Waffles throne*
There is only one omnipotent being, and She certainly isn't a throne.
*looks at bleeding stumps*
OH FUCK THIS HURTS!
*curb stomps Bob's head into a mushy paste*
That'll teach you, you bastard.
*sacrifices ponies*
OH FUCK THIS HURTS!
*curb stomps Bob's head into a mushy paste*
That'll teach you, you bastard.
*sacrifices ponies*
Buy another one! Duh!
*Goes to Generic Furniture Store*
Mid-Shopping
....I feel a disruptance in the pony universe....
*Goes to Generic Furniture Store*
Mid-Shopping
....I feel a disruptance in the pony universe....