If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

Alright, time to try this all over again....

*Puts out waffles fort, and gets him a new one that is made of fluffy pillows*

Now...this has to be taken care of.

*Reworks Steppins hands so they work properly, and are responsive to the owner, as well as cleaned of dangerous chemicals*

And finally.....
*Revives Neonbob, placing him back in a fully healed and functioning body*

*Performs otherworldly purge, cleansing the ghost of Rosie O'Donnell*

Welcome back to the living, keep the fort fluffy, play nice, and try not to ruin that stuff.

*Puts most of it on the list of "Misc. Charges"

 

[Neonbob]

@Shock: DAMMIT! WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
I'll deal with that fat whore.
She's no issue to me.
*devours Rosie's soul*
*magnetizes Alpha's hard drive*
>
Huh...well then...
*rips out Alpha's heart and eats*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Dies a horrible death*
.....*Respawns*
*Feels safe in pillow fort*

 

[Tharwen]

Well isn't this exciting.

It's just like the ol' sky fortress days...

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Bob: I had a heart to eat? Man, that cold, black thing will probably kill you.

 

[Neonbob]

Nope. Tasted like spam.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Nukes several unnamed from comfort of pillow fort*

 

[Neonbob]

...hold on a tic...
*checks stockpile*
YOU BASTARD!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Muffled laughter from pillow fort*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Ummm.... I'm in a slight bit of pain here. It's burning hot and it hurts and *looks down* WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY LEGS THAT GET BLOWN OFF WHEN YOU LOT START THROWING NUKES AROUND!?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Even more muffled laughter from pillow fort*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*lights pillow fort on fire again*

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP OVER THERE!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Comes out of kitchen with a Pepsi*
Why are you burning my fort again!?
*Throws extinguisher grenade at fort*

 

[Neonbob]

*tackles Waffles*
YOU BETTER REPLACE THOSE GODDAMN THINGS!

 

[ShockValue]

I'm sure there is a way he can make it up to you...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I didn't do anything!
*Bear escapes from pillow fort*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Now your avatar is staring at YOU.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*lights bear on fire*

Nothing escapes the flames. NOTHING!

 

[Neonbob]

Dammit Alpha! I needed that fucking thing to replace the nukes he wasted!

 

[Steppin Razor]

I don't care Bob! If you haven't noticed yet, I HAVE NO LEGS!