If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Neonbob]

F'FUCK'S SAKE, MAN!
STOP LOSING BODY PARTS!

 

[ShockValue]

Yes. That is quite a problem >.>

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You have similar problems.

 

[Neonbob]

*douses Waffles*
My nukes. Now.

 

[ShockValue]

@Hail: ...*Hugs*

 

[Steppin Razor]

It's not my fault Bob! How the hell am I supposed to stop this from happening when people just can't help themselves from tossing nukes around?

 

[Neonbob]

*glomps shock*
OH RIGHT
@hail: *glomps you too*
*tosses alpha duct tape*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Ah hah, now I just have to go searching for my legs and I can duct tape them back on.

 

[ShockValue]

Or you could just get new ones. Ones with jet and missiles. and some vodka...

 

[Steppin Razor]

Legs with jets, missiles and vodka?

SIGN ME UP FOR THESE LEGS!

 

[ShockValue]

Yes. I hear Neon is hiding them in his fortress of whale hating...
[sup] Like the new avy [/sup]

 

[Steppin Razor]

Bob is hiding them? Bob? BOB!? WHY MUST HE CONTINUE TO THWART MY EFFORTS SO!?

[HEADING=1]BOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBB!!!![/HEADING]
[small]Thanks. I went looking for something different to anything I've had before, and I really liked the look of this one.[/small]

 

[Roxas1359]

Just blow it away with nukes and some PETA members!

 

[Steppin Razor]

PETA members? The hell would I want to go anywhere near those rabid nutters!?

 

[Roxas1359]

Just tell them that animals are being hurt and they'll get Bob and destroy him.

 

[Neonbob]

They've tried! The last time, I wound up with a twenty foot pile of bodies that stretched five miles. Made a great fence.
@Alpha: Payback.
I'm keepin em as trophies. Go take someone else's legs. Some marathon runner would do ya good

 

[ShockValue]

Hello again Neon >.>
*Tackles*

 

[Steppin Razor]

But those legs don't have jets, missiles or vodka. The hell would I want those lame ass legs for?

 

[Neonbob]

Marathons, duh.
*is tackled by shock*
Hiya. Miss me?

 

[Steppin Razor]

*stabs Bob and lights the corpse on fire*

Look man, I haven't even gotten started with the desecration yet.