If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Roxas1359]

Apparently so?

 

[Neonbob]

...d'ya really want to start that again, Alpha?
*cuts off head*

 

[ShockValue]

How can you do that if you're dead...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ohai Shock.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*rapes Bob's corpse*

Look upon my headless, legless raping and despair!

 

[Neonbob]

@Shock: same way I could string up razor wire in alpha's house as a ghost
Huh. I was unaware you could do that.
*runs body through a meat grinder*
:3

 

[Steppin Razor]

Ok, now shit just got real.

And a whole lot more painful. Also, this means you ran your corpse through a meat grinder too.

 

[Neonbob]

I like to think so, yes.
Pft. Like I needed my corpse
*soulrapes you* >

 

[Steppin Razor]

*soulrapes you back*

Ok, this is just gonna get pointless real quick >.>

 

[Neonbob]

...yeah...damn.
I mean, I could abuse your soul for days, and you could do the same...souls are just too fucking resilient...
Fucknuggets.

 

[ShockValue]

*Stabs Matt*

 

[Steppin Razor]

I bet you'd like to fuck nuggets you sick bastard!

And yes, this will get rather old soon. Damn it, when was the last time we were in one of the doom fortresses? They usually had resurrection chambers around the joint.

Good work on the stabbing there Shock.

 

[ShockValue]

Where are we anyway...? We used to be on a space station and that is all I remember...

 

[Neonbob]

I do. A lot.
Ressurecttion chambers? Pfa. Boring. Imma go find a necromancer
...how'd you manage that, shock?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Yeah, I dunno where the hell we are. All those breaks I took from the place left me seriously lost >.>

Necromancer....necrophiliac... there's really not that much difference between the both of them.

 

[Neonbob]

Not in their sexual proclivities. But if you find a necrophiliac who's a good enough fuck to bring you back from the dead, you let me know

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: Stranger would know >.>

 

[Neonbob]

WHY DID YOU TRY TO FUCKING STAB ME?!

 

[Steppin Razor]

I'd let you know, but if they really were so good they'd probably keep killing me so they could then bring me back. An endless cycle of pleasure and pain. And death.

@Shock: Ok then. First thing tomorrow we accost Stranger and attempt to work out where we are.

 

[ShockValue]

@Neon: ; _ ; I assumed you would enjoy it...

@Alpha: Alrighty!