If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: One would think you would be more worried that your hands are gone...

 

[Steppin Razor]

No, don't go. I need someone to stick around so I can cut off their hands and sew them onto the ends of my arms discuss video games with them. Yes.... discuss video games >.>

*sacrifices generic furniture store*
Generic furniture is for poor people and the devil!

@Shock: Yes, I am rather worried about that. However, I have a very cunning plan to deal with this problem.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Mid-Sacrifice
OH MY OMNIPOTENT BEING!
*Grabs all throw pillows I can carry and runs like the devil is chasing me*

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: Oh alright. As long as I keep all my body parts >.>

 

[UnusualStranger]

I think rather than sacrifice, you should look into using that stuff to buy some new hands....

 

[Neonbob]

...huh.
*HAUNTS THE SWEET FUCK OUT OF ALPHA*

 

[ShockValue]

*Takes advantage of Matt*

 

[Roxas1359]

Haunting doesn't work Bob. Take it from the person who was dead for ages.

 

[Neonbob]

Oh, he hasn't been haunted by me.
*steals every controller from alpha and hides them*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Makes a fortress out of throw pillows*
*Feels safe*

 

[Roxas1359]

That's lame haunting!

 

[Neonbob]

@shock: IMMA FUCKING GHOST, MAN.
YOU NINJA!
...*steals pillow*
*puts knives in all of alpha's pillows and haunts*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Are you really sure you wanna do that Bob?

*chops hands off Bob's corpse and sews them onto my arms*
No, I don't know how I managed to do that without having any hands to begin with, and I really don't want to know. All that matters is that it worked.

*lights throw pillow fortress on fire*

 

[ShockValue]

@Neon: That does not matter.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

....*Feels unsafe*
*Panics like a *************

 

[Neonbob]

*pokes waffle*
Yes I am.
Also, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
My hands have been soaking in Anthrax! I was only alive because I'd cut off circulation to them!
[sup]godmodding? what is that?[/sup]
*destroys a wall of alpha's room and haunts*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Somehow feels safer*
....*Now feels gonna-die-y*

 

[Neonbob]

*licks waffles with ecto-tongue*
*strings razor wire all over alpha's house and haunts*

 

[ShockValue]

*Tackles Neon*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*sacrifices Rosie O'Donnell*
*performs ritual and binds her ghost to Bob's*
No matter where you go or what you're doing, she will always be there with you. ALWAYS. There is no escape for you Bob!

*throws petrol on burning throw pillow fortress*
*cuts off anthrax-infected hands*
Well now I need a new set of hands >.>