If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

huh, another XKCD fan, they taste like funny! tell me have you licked any n*pples lately?

 

[CloggedDonkey]

man, that was a... *screams for a few minutes, then runs like hell*.

 

[Rainboq]

silly humans, genestealers are faster than you!

 

[Julianking93]

Its you again mr sexy smexy!

 

[Smagmuck_]

DON'T TRY SIENCE IN MY BED!

 

[Rainboq]

But, but, but, but.....awwww your no fun

 

[CloggedDonkey]

NOT YOU AGAIN!

 

[Julianking93]

I'll stand back. I don't want to get in the way of science.

 

[Rainboq]

For breakfast I'll have YOU

 

[Julianking93]

You sure you don't want some pancakes?

Or perhaps waffles?

I can make the best damn waffles you've ever had!

 

[CloggedDonkey]

I'll take waffles.

 

[Julianking93]

Would you like regular, blueberry or chocolate?

 

[Rainboq]

I'd like human please

 

[Smagmuck_]

Someone get me my flame thrower...

 

[Julianking93]

Will someone get this pussy ass twilight vampire out of here?

Oh fine, I can do it. They don't put up a fight anyway.

 

[Rainboq]

Thanks, but not the humans I was refering too

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Will someone get this pussy ass twilight vampire out of here?

Oh fine, I can do it. They don't put up a fight anyway.

He's not a faglight vampire. He's a badass man beast like Dracula

 

[Rainboq]

Will someone get this pussy ass twilight vampire out of here?

Oh fine, I can do it. They don't put up a fight anyway.

He's not a faglight vampire. He's a badass man beast like Dracula

What about Mr.Crepsly from Cirque Du Freak?(the books not that dumbass movie)
OT: We need food this time, not weapons, food

 

[Julianking93]

@AgDr_ODST why hello again ms smexy. want some breakfast served off my semi nude body?

@Rainboq same offer applies to you.

 

[Rainboq]

Do I have too eat the food, or can I just eat you?